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Introducing the perfect set of pens for all chaotic moments! If you relate to what it’s like to just be barely surviving, this is the pen set for you. From ‘Not Thriving, Just Surviving’ to ‘What Fresh Hell Is This?’, each pen expresses exactly how we feel every day!
These pens are ideal for journaling your wild life journey, taking notes in class or work, and putting checkmarks next to completed tasks. Each one is crisp black ink that is sure to make your updates stand out from the rest. Plus, with a funny phrase on each one, you won’t want to put them down even when it’s time for a break. Whether today is good or bad, this 5-pen pack rings true with phrases like ‘Welcome To The Shit Show’ and ‘Hot Mess Express’ - because why not laugh about it? Keep these handy pens by your side and see the world through a comedic lens!
• Dimensions: 5" l x 5" w
• Weight: 2.2 oz
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