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Looking for something to make writing all your notes and ideas down even more fun? Look no further than our hilarious set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens! Our witty collection will bring a giggle to everyone, whether you're a "Very Reluctant Adult," barely hanging on or embracing "Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done". You'll love the funny sayings imprinted on each pen such as "Lover Of Cancelled Plans" and "I Need an Adultier Adult" that perfectly describe how you feel. When the day comes that you finally admit you don't actually know "Everything when [you] get older," these pens are perfect for jotting down your newfound realizations. Make note-taking fun again!
• Weight: 2.2 oz
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