Small Penis Singing Card

Are you looking to make someone’s day extra special? Our You Have A Small Penis Singing Card is the perfect way to show your friends how much you care — with a hilarious twist! This interactive experience offers something even the most seasoned card receiver has never seen before. It’s sure to spice up any card rack.

The Never Ending Greeting Card has patented technology like no other product on the market and is designed to make whoever receives it go mad with laughter and confusion. It arrives pre-activated, so all you need to do is write your message, pull the tab, and send it away. The person opening the card will experience a funny sound effect that lasts for up to four hours nonstop! And if they try to destroy the card, they’ll be surprised with a hidden glitter explosion.

It’s the perfect blend of silly, shocking, and thoughtful – get your Small Penis Singing Card today!