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Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea | Improper Co. ☀️💪

Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.

When your bed is winning the battle and your motivation’s still hitting snooze, Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea is here to slap the sleep out of your soul. This bold, no-nonsense brew is packed with robust black tea and a kick of citrusy brightness to jolt your senses to life—no alarm clock required.

Perfect for early risers, hustlers, and professional procrastinators alike, it delivers smooth, sustained energy without the coffee jitters or crash. So go ahead, pour a cup, and show the day who’s boss.

Tasting Notes: Citrus, Malt
🌿 Ingredients: Black tea

Fuel your fire. Crush your goals. Repeat.
Because at Improper Co., we believe mornings should come with a warning label.

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Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea | Improper Co. ☀️💪

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Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea | Improper Co. ☀️💪

Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.

When your bed is winning the battle and your motivation’s still hitting snooze, Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea is here to slap the sleep out of your soul. This bold, no-nonsense brew is packed with robust black tea and a kick of citrusy brightness to jolt your senses to life—no alarm clock required.

Perfect for early risers, hustlers, and professional procrastinators alike, it delivers smooth, sustained energy without the coffee jitters or crash. So go ahead, pour a cup, and show the day who’s boss.

Tasting Notes: Citrus, Malt
🌿 Ingredients: Black tea

Fuel your fire. Crush your goals. Repeat.
Because at Improper Co., we believe mornings should come with a warning label.

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos are for display purposes only and not included.

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Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea | Improper Co. ☀️💪

Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.

When your bed is winning the battle and your motivation’s still hitting snooze, Wake the Fuck Up! Black Tea is here to slap the sleep out of your soul. This bold, no-nonsense brew is packed with robust black tea and a kick of citrusy brightness to jolt your senses to life—no alarm clock required.

Perfect for early risers, hustlers, and professional procrastinators alike, it delivers smooth, sustained energy without the coffee jitters or crash. So go ahead, pour a cup, and show the day who’s boss.

Tasting Notes: Citrus, Malt
🌿 Ingredients: Black tea

Fuel your fire. Crush your goals. Repeat.
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Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!