🎃 Trick or Treat Mystery Gift Event 🎃

$3 of pure chaos. Unlimited giggles. Potential regret.

Think you can trust me to pick your surprise? Bold move, babe. 😏
For just $3, you’ll get a mystery item valued between $18–$30, but here’s the catch — you have to pick your poison:

🕸️ Trick or 🍭 Treat

Will you end up with something absurd, hilarious, or magically useful?
Only one way to find out... and either way, you’re getting exclusive PHM goodies that you can’t buy anywhere else.

✨ Choose wisely. Trust the chaos. Laugh when you open it. ✨

🕸️ The Trick: Mood-Activated Glitter Mask for Cats™

Because your feline deserves to sparkle according to their emotional trauma.

Is Mr. Whiskers silently plotting your demise? Is Princess Purrbelle ignoring you again? Let their inner chaos shine—literally!

✨ How it works:
Simply apply our exclusive (and totally real) feline-safe* glitter mask to your cat’s face (good luck) and watch as it changes color based on their current vibe.
Blue = aloof Red = fury Pink = plotting Green = “feed me before I destroy something priceless.”

😼 Perfect for:

• Glamorous cats with attitude

• Witch familiars who need to look the part

• Anyone who enjoys being silently judged by a disco ball on legs

*Disclaimer: May also work on boyfriends, toddlers, and houseplants—results vary.

🍭 The Treat: Emotional Support Ghost™

Because therapy is expensive and candles can only do so much.

Meet your new BFF: the Emotional Support Ghost™—a spectral sidekick who’s always there for you (whether you like it or not). Tired of toxic people? Summon one of these clingy little apparitions instead! They’ll haunt your enemies, hype up your self-esteem, and occasionally rattle the cupboards just to remind you they care.

Each ghost is ethically sourced from retired Victorian mansions and lovingly re-homed through The Pretty Hot Mess Spirit Adoption Program. They’re invisible, low-maintenance, and 100 % hypoallergenic (unless you’re allergic to attention).

✨ Features:

• Doesn’t judge your life choices—just whispers about them softly at 3 a.m.

• Comes pre-charged with mild chaos and unconditional support.

• Compatible with most sage bundles and moon phases.

• Pairs beautifully with a glass of wine and your unresolved issues.

⚠️ Warning: May randomly change the thermostat or hide your keys to keep things “interesting.” Handle with emotional caution.