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🖤 Dear Asshole ✨
101 Tear-Out Letters for Life’s Most Annoying Humans

Finally… a book that understands the emotional exhaustion of dealing with people 😌✨

Dear Asshole is a hilariously savage collection of 101 tear-out letters designed for all the irritating, chaotic, inconsiderate, clueless, and absolutely exhausting people you encounter in everyday life 🌙🖤 Because sometimes screaming internally is simply not enough.

From terrible drivers to rude coworkers, creepy online dates, loud neighbors, and people who somehow still don’t understand self checkout in the year 2026 😅… this book delivers the petty therapy session we all deserve.

Each letter is conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and hand it directly to the deserving offender… or at least fantasize about it while laughing hysterically 🔥✨

Includes letters for:
🚗 The Asshole Who Stole Your Parking Space
🛒 The Asshole Who Can’t Use Self Checkout
🤧 The Contagious Asshole
💸 The Constantly Broke Asshole
💻 The Online Dating Asshole Who Lied
👔 The Asshole Boss
🚪 The Overly Aggressive Door Knocker
😌 And many, many more emotionally draining creatures

Perfect for:
🖤 Sarcastic humor lovers
✨ Coworker and gag gifts
🌙 Stress relief through laughter
🎁 White elephant gifts and stocking stuffers
😅 Anyone hanging on by a thread in public settings

Honestly, this book is cheaper than therapy and significantly more entertaining 😌✨

Because while we can’t legally yell at every irritating person we meet… we CAN laugh about them aggressively from the comfort of our couch 🖤🔥

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🖤 Dear Asshole ✨
101 Tear-Out Letters for Life’s Most Annoying Humans

Finally… a book that understands the emotional exhaustion of dealing with people 😌✨

Dear Asshole is a hilariously savage collection of 101 tear-out letters designed for all the irritating, chaotic, inconsiderate, clueless, and absolutely exhausting people you encounter in everyday life 🌙🖤 Because sometimes screaming internally is simply not enough.

From terrible drivers to rude coworkers, creepy online dates, loud neighbors, and people who somehow still don’t understand self checkout in the year 2026 😅… this book delivers the petty therapy session we all deserve.

Each letter is conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and hand it directly to the deserving offender… or at least fantasize about it while laughing hysterically 🔥✨

Includes letters for:
🚗 The Asshole Who Stole Your Parking Space
🛒 The Asshole Who Can’t Use Self Checkout
🤧 The Contagious Asshole
💸 The Constantly Broke Asshole
💻 The Online Dating Asshole Who Lied
👔 The Asshole Boss
🚪 The Overly Aggressive Door Knocker
😌 And many, many more emotionally draining creatures

Perfect for:
🖤 Sarcastic humor lovers
✨ Coworker and gag gifts
🌙 Stress relief through laughter
🎁 White elephant gifts and stocking stuffers
😅 Anyone hanging on by a thread in public settings

Honestly, this book is cheaper than therapy and significantly more entertaining 😌✨

Because while we can’t legally yell at every irritating person we meet… we CAN laugh about them aggressively from the comfort of our couch 🖤🔥

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.

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🖤 Dear Asshole ✨
101 Tear-Out Letters for Life’s Most Annoying Humans

Finally… a book that understands the emotional exhaustion of dealing with people 😌✨

Dear Asshole is a hilariously savage collection of 101 tear-out letters designed for all the irritating, chaotic, inconsiderate, clueless, and absolutely exhausting people you encounter in everyday life 🌙🖤 Because sometimes screaming internally is simply not enough.

From terrible drivers to rude coworkers, creepy online dates, loud neighbors, and people who somehow still don’t understand self checkout in the year 2026 😅… this book delivers the petty therapy session we all deserve.

Each letter is conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and hand it directly to the deserving offender… or at least fantasize about it while laughing hysterically 🔥✨

Includes letters for:
🚗 The Asshole Who Stole Your Parking Space
🛒 The Asshole Who Can’t Use Self Checkout
🤧 The Contagious Asshole
💸 The Constantly Broke Asshole
💻 The Online Dating Asshole Who Lied
👔 The Asshole Boss
🚪 The Overly Aggressive Door Knocker
😌 And many, many more emotionally draining creatures

Perfect for:
🖤 Sarcastic humor lovers
✨ Coworker and gag gifts
🌙 Stress relief through laughter
🎁 White elephant gifts and stocking stuffers
😅 Anyone hanging on by a thread in public settings

Honestly, this book is cheaper than therapy and significantly more entertaining 😌✨

Because while we can’t legally yell at every irritating person we meet… we CAN laugh about them aggressively from the comfort of our couch 🖤🔥

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!