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Calm the F Down Green Tea | Improper Co. 🍋🌿

Sip in, breathe out.

Life’s chaos got you one email away from losing it? Take a deep breath and pour yourself a cup of Calm the F Down. This soothing green tea blend is your liquid chill pill—crafted with lemon, sage, and a hint of tangerine to help you unwind, unclench, and unbother yourself back to peace.

Perfect for winding down after work, centering your thoughts before bed, or simply surviving yet another day of adulting. Each sip melts away tension and restores your inner zen—no yoga mat required.

Tasting Notes: Lemon, Sage
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Because at Improper Co., we believe calm should come with a little attitude.

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos are for display purposes only and not included.

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Calm the F Down Green Tea | Improper Co. 🍋🌿

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Calm the F Down Green Tea | Improper Co. 🍋🌿

Sip in, breathe out.

Life’s chaos got you one email away from losing it? Take a deep breath and pour yourself a cup of Calm the F Down. This soothing green tea blend is your liquid chill pill—crafted with lemon, sage, and a hint of tangerine to help you unwind, unclench, and unbother yourself back to peace.

Perfect for winding down after work, centering your thoughts before bed, or simply surviving yet another day of adulting. Each sip melts away tension and restores your inner zen—no yoga mat required.

Tasting Notes: Lemon, Sage
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Because at Improper Co., we believe calm should come with a little attitude.

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos are for display purposes only and not included.

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We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

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Calm the F Down Green Tea | Improper Co. 🍋🌿

Sip in, breathe out.

Life’s chaos got you one email away from losing it? Take a deep breath and pour yourself a cup of Calm the F Down. This soothing green tea blend is your liquid chill pill—crafted with lemon, sage, and a hint of tangerine to help you unwind, unclench, and unbother yourself back to peace.

Perfect for winding down after work, centering your thoughts before bed, or simply surviving yet another day of adulting. Each sip melts away tension and restores your inner zen—no yoga mat required.

Tasting Notes: Lemon, Sage
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Because at Improper Co., we believe calm should come with a little attitude.

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos are for display purposes only and not included.

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!