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🧿 Protection from A$sHoles | Evil Eye Pocket Token

Because sometimes sage just isn’t strong enough, and Karen will test your last nerve. Our Protection from A$sHoles Evil Eye Pocket Token is the tiny, mighty guardian you never knew you needed.

Measuring about one inch, this sassy little token slips perfectly into your pocket, purse, bra, altar bag, or anywhere those bad vibes like to lurk. Keep it close to block drama, dodge negativity, and silently tell the universe: not today, Satan.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Features the classic evil eye symbol for powerful energy protection

  • Small enough to be subtle—strong enough to make an energetic throat punch

  • Great for empaths, witches, retail workers, and anyone who interacts with humans

💬 Vibe: Discreet. Direct. Deflects d-bags with style.

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

Protection from A$sHoles Evil Eye Pocket Token 🧿

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🧿 Protection from A$sHoles | Evil Eye Pocket Token

Because sometimes sage just isn’t strong enough, and Karen will test your last nerve. Our Protection from A$sHoles Evil Eye Pocket Token is the tiny, mighty guardian you never knew you needed.

Measuring about one inch, this sassy little token slips perfectly into your pocket, purse, bra, altar bag, or anywhere those bad vibes like to lurk. Keep it close to block drama, dodge negativity, and silently tell the universe: not today, Satan.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Features the classic evil eye symbol for powerful energy protection

  • Small enough to be subtle—strong enough to make an energetic throat punch

  • Great for empaths, witches, retail workers, and anyone who interacts with humans

💬 Vibe: Discreet. Direct. Deflects d-bags with style.

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

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🧿 Protection from A$sHoles | Evil Eye Pocket Token

Because sometimes sage just isn’t strong enough, and Karen will test your last nerve. Our Protection from A$sHoles Evil Eye Pocket Token is the tiny, mighty guardian you never knew you needed.

Measuring about one inch, this sassy little token slips perfectly into your pocket, purse, bra, altar bag, or anywhere those bad vibes like to lurk. Keep it close to block drama, dodge negativity, and silently tell the universe: not today, Satan.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Features the classic evil eye symbol for powerful energy protection

  • Small enough to be subtle—strong enough to make an energetic throat punch

  • Great for empaths, witches, retail workers, and anyone who interacts with humans

💬 Vibe: Discreet. Direct. Deflects d-bags with style.

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!