Are you looking to make someone’s day extra special? Our You Have A Small Penis Singing Card is the perfect way to show your friends how much you care — with a hilarious twist! This interactive experience offers something even the most seasoned card receiver has never seen before. It’s sure to spice up any card rack.
The Never Ending Greeting Card has patented technology like no other product on the market and is designed to make whoever receives it go mad with laughter and confusion. It arrives pre-activated, so all you need to do is write your message, pull the tab, and send it away. The person opening the card will experience a funny sound effect that lasts for up to four hours nonstop! And if they try to destroy the card, they’ll be surprised with a hidden glitter explosion.
It’s the perfect blend of silly, shocking, and thoughtful – get your Small Penis Singing Card today!
Are you looking to make someone’s day extra special? Our You Have A Small Penis Singing Card is the perfect way to show your friends how much you care — with a hilarious twist! This interactive experience offers something even the most seasoned card receiver has never seen before. It’s sure to spice up any card rack.
The Never Ending Greeting Card has patented technology like no other product on the market and is designed to make whoever receives it go mad with laughter and confusion. It arrives pre-activated, so all you need to do is write your message, pull the tab, and send it away. The person opening the card will experience a funny sound effect that lasts for up to four hours nonstop! And if they try to destroy the card, they’ll be surprised with a hidden glitter explosion.
It’s the perfect blend of silly, shocking, and thoughtful – get your Small Penis Singing Card today!
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This is the only thing that has helped my lower back since I had gotten in an accident.
I love this scrub. I keep it in continued use for my nightly makeup removal. I am hooked!
I have plantar fasciitis and it is a very painful foot condition. I apply at night before bed just a small amount and by morning I can stand without wincing. This is amazing. Thank you so so much!
This product is amazing. Normally I struggle with topical creams due to severe bronchial asthma. The scents from this one are really pleasant. This cream works very well.
Before this case came out, I was using metal cigarette flip top cases. This a way better solution. Just watch out the letters don't break off. the lower right of the H broke off when I took the case out of the plastic sleeve.
I put it on about 30 minutes before bedtime and a long with the Moon Magic, I fall asleep and stay asleep.
My dog wouldn't stop scratching and was drying out their skin. This helped clear up my dogs dry spot in just a few days
I really enjoyed this product. I have very sensitive skin but I had. I issues. I do recommend using it.
I have been using the CYAWD roller and it does just that, it calms me down and I am able to fall asleep fast. CBD gummies…I take one every night and I sleep for 7-8 hours easily and it helps with my chronic inflammation. Best products around exclusively at The Pretty Hot Mess. Highly recommend!! Thank you Angel
This product is awesome, heals everything so rapidly! Can’t be without!!
Another product that I continue to use and love. Helps me every time! Thanks
I look forward to putting this on my face after a shower. A little goes a long way. It feels so nice.
I am annoyingly sensitive to things. Prior to using this I had never been a fan of creams/lotions on my face. I would put something on and couldn't take it off quick enough. Not with this though!
I would 100% recommend this product!
I’ve been using this for about a year. In the summer it aids in a beautiful tan. I was worried about yellowing of my skin but this is light and does not stain the skin. I actually use it on my face and neck the majority of the time. I love it, Angel and PHM hit it out of the park with this line.
This stuff is amazing and truly helps if you start feeling sick. A must have!!
