Looking for the perfect card to let someone know just how old they are on their birthday? The Newsflash You're Old As Fuck Card Birthday Card is here to save the day! This 5x7 greetings card with matching envelope says it all: "Newsflash You're Old As Fuck Card Happy Birthday!" in a playful, yet sarcastic tone. So, if you want to give a person the laugh of their life and a reminder of how truly "old as fuck" they are, this is the ideal card for them! Don't wait another minute – get them this hilarious card and make sure they have a memorable birthday!