Inappropriate pens for inappropriate people. 🖊️💅😂
Because sometimes a plain ass pen simply does not adequately communicate your feelings. 😏
Meet the PHM Writefully Inappropriate Pen Sets, your new favorite way to write down appointments, take notes, make lists, survive meetings, chart your shift, pretend you're paying attention, or aggressively jot down the name of the person who just got on your last nerve. 😂
Each themed set includes 5 pens, and every pen features its own hilarious, sarcastic, inappropriate, relatable, or mildly unhinged saying based on the theme you choose. Basically, they're functional office supplies with a personality problem, and we are completely here for it. 🖊️🔥
✨ CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR OF CHAOS:
💅 The Baddie
For the confident queens who already know they're the problem, the solution, and probably the best-dressed person in the room.
🖕 Fresh Out of Fucks
Your supply has officially been depleted. No restock date available.
📅 Days of the Week
Because apparently we're expected to participate in this nonsense Monday through Friday.
👯 The Besties
Perfect for you and your favorite partner in questionable decisions. Keep the whole set or split them with your bestie.
🙄 People Suck
For introverts, overstimulated employees, retail workers, and anyone who's had enough human interaction for one lifetime.
🧠 Neurodivergent Shit
For the beautifully chaotic brains with 47 tabs open, three songs playing internally, and absolutely no idea why they walked into this room.
🎪 Welcome to the Shit Show
No tickets required. You're already starring in it.
😬 Hi, I'm Awkward
For anyone whose social skills occasionally leave the building without notice.
☎️ Customer Service
For the brave souls smiling politely while their internal monologue would absolutely get them fired.
🚨 Offensive Pens
They may offend someone. That sounds suspiciously like someone else's problem. 😂
💻 Busy Bitch
Appointments. Deadlines. Errands. Emails. Chaos. You've got shit to do.
🔥 Motivational For Badass Babes
Motivation, but without the inspirational-poster bullshit. Because sometimes you need encouragement with a little more attitude.
🖇️ Work Sucks
For meetings that should have been emails and coworkers who insist on hitting "Reply All."
🩺 Nurses
For charting, report sheets, nursing school, clinicals, and documenting the absolute circus while somehow keeping everybody alive.
🖕 Fuck It All
When "positive thoughts" have left the chat and you've moved directly into acceptance. 😂
📌 Daily Reminders
Because sometimes you need a little daily reminder to get your shit together, protect your peace, mind your business, and remember who the fuck you are. Consider these your tiny ink-filled pep talks with significantly more personality. 💅😂
🙄 Over It
For when your patience has packed its bags, your last nerve has officially clocked out, and you are approximately one minor inconvenience away from putting your phone on Do Not Disturb until 2047. These pens are for anyone who is done, drained, unbothered, and completely over it. Write accordingly. 🖊️😂🖕
✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Each set includes 5 pens
• Each pen features a different saying within the selected theme
• Choose your favorite set from the available variants
• Perfect for work, school, your home office, planners, journaling, note-taking, and everyday use
• Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, nurses, teachers, besties, bosses, employees, office staff, or that one friend who should probably come with a warning label
• Great for stocking stuffers, gift baskets, coworker gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and "I saw this and immediately thought of your inappropriate ass" gifts 🎁😂
Keep them on your desk and watch how quickly people start trying to steal them. Consider yourself warned. 👀🖊️
Please Note: Sayings vary by selected set. Please choose your desired variant when ordering.
Price is for a single 5-pen set unless otherwise disclosed. Additional products, props, or pen sets shown in product photos are for display purposes only and are not included.
⚠️ Adult Humor Warning: These pens contain profanity, sarcasm, inappropriate language, and absolutely zero concern for Karen's delicate sensibilities. Please review your chosen set before gifting or bringing them somewhere that frowns upon dropping an F-bomb on office supplies. 😏
Because if you're going to have to write shit down anyway, your pen might as well say what you're thinking. 🖊️💖🔥
Inappropriate pens for inappropriate people. 🖊️💅😂
Because sometimes a plain ass pen simply does not adequately communicate your feelings. 😏
Meet the PHM Writefully Inappropriate Pen Sets, your new favorite way to write down appointments, take notes, make lists, survive meetings, chart your shift, pretend you're paying attention, or aggressively jot down the name of the person who just got on your last nerve. 😂
Each themed set includes 5 pens, and every pen features its own hilarious, sarcastic, inappropriate, relatable, or mildly unhinged saying based on the theme you choose. Basically, they're functional office supplies with a personality problem, and we are completely here for it. 🖊️🔥
✨ CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR OF CHAOS:
💅 The Baddie
For the confident queens who already know they're the problem, the solution, and probably the best-dressed person in the room.
🖕 Fresh Out of Fucks
Your supply has officially been depleted. No restock date available.
📅 Days of the Week
Because apparently we're expected to participate in this nonsense Monday through Friday.
👯 The Besties
Perfect for you and your favorite partner in questionable decisions. Keep the whole set or split them with your bestie.
🙄 People Suck
For introverts, overstimulated employees, retail workers, and anyone who's had enough human interaction for one lifetime.
🧠 Neurodivergent Shit
For the beautifully chaotic brains with 47 tabs open, three songs playing internally, and absolutely no idea why they walked into this room.
🎪 Welcome to the Shit Show
No tickets required. You're already starring in it.
😬 Hi, I'm Awkward
For anyone whose social skills occasionally leave the building without notice.
☎️ Customer Service
For the brave souls smiling politely while their internal monologue would absolutely get them fired.
🚨 Offensive Pens
They may offend someone. That sounds suspiciously like someone else's problem. 😂
💻 Busy Bitch
Appointments. Deadlines. Errands. Emails. Chaos. You've got shit to do.
🔥 Motivational For Badass Babes
Motivation, but without the inspirational-poster bullshit. Because sometimes you need encouragement with a little more attitude.
🖇️ Work Sucks
For meetings that should have been emails and coworkers who insist on hitting "Reply All."
🩺 Nurses
For charting, report sheets, nursing school, clinicals, and documenting the absolute circus while somehow keeping everybody alive.
🖕 Fuck It All
When "positive thoughts" have left the chat and you've moved directly into acceptance. 😂
📌 Daily Reminders
Because sometimes you need a little daily reminder to get your shit together, protect your peace, mind your business, and remember who the fuck you are. Consider these your tiny ink-filled pep talks with significantly more personality. 💅😂
🙄 Over It
For when your patience has packed its bags, your last nerve has officially clocked out, and you are approximately one minor inconvenience away from putting your phone on Do Not Disturb until 2047. These pens are for anyone who is done, drained, unbothered, and completely over it. Write accordingly. 🖊️😂🖕
✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Each set includes 5 pens
• Each pen features a different saying within the selected theme
• Choose your favorite set from the available variants
• Perfect for work, school, your home office, planners, journaling, note-taking, and everyday use
• Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, nurses, teachers, besties, bosses, employees, office staff, or that one friend who should probably come with a warning label
• Great for stocking stuffers, gift baskets, coworker gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and "I saw this and immediately thought of your inappropriate ass" gifts 🎁😂
Keep them on your desk and watch how quickly people start trying to steal them. Consider yourself warned. 👀🖊️
Please Note: Sayings vary by selected set. Please choose your desired variant when ordering.
Price is for a single 5-pen set unless otherwise disclosed. Additional products, props, or pen sets shown in product photos are for display purposes only and are not included.
⚠️ Adult Humor Warning: These pens contain profanity, sarcasm, inappropriate language, and absolutely zero concern for Karen's delicate sensibilities. Please review your chosen set before gifting or bringing them somewhere that frowns upon dropping an F-bomb on office supplies. 😏
Because if you're going to have to write shit down anyway, your pen might as well say what you're thinking. 🖊️💖🔥
