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F*ckin’ Hot Mess Green Tea | Improper Co. 💥🍃

When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fcked Up*), this is your go-to brew for holding it all together—barely.

F*ckin’ Hot Mess is a juicy, zesty green tea blend that celebrates the chaos instead of fighting it. Bursting with vibrant raspberry flavor and a touch of citrusy brightness, it’s the perfect pick-me-up when your day’s gone sideways and your to-do list is laughing at you.

With every sip, you’ll feel a little more alive, a little more centered, and a lot more ready to handle whatever curveballs come your way (with sass and caffeine, of course).

Tasting Notes: Juicy Raspberries
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sip. Survive. Repeat.
Because at Improper Co., we know being a hot mess is basically a lifestyle.

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F*ckin’ Hot Mess Green Tea | Improper Co. 💥🍃

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F*ckin’ Hot Mess Green Tea | Improper Co. 💥🍃

When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fcked Up*), this is your go-to brew for holding it all together—barely.

F*ckin’ Hot Mess is a juicy, zesty green tea blend that celebrates the chaos instead of fighting it. Bursting with vibrant raspberry flavor and a touch of citrusy brightness, it’s the perfect pick-me-up when your day’s gone sideways and your to-do list is laughing at you.

With every sip, you’ll feel a little more alive, a little more centered, and a lot more ready to handle whatever curveballs come your way (with sass and caffeine, of course).

Tasting Notes: Juicy Raspberries
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sip. Survive. Repeat.
Because at Improper Co., we know being a hot mess is basically a lifestyle.

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F*ckin’ Hot Mess Green Tea | Improper Co. 💥🍃

When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fcked Up*), this is your go-to brew for holding it all together—barely.

F*ckin’ Hot Mess is a juicy, zesty green tea blend that celebrates the chaos instead of fighting it. Bursting with vibrant raspberry flavor and a touch of citrusy brightness, it’s the perfect pick-me-up when your day’s gone sideways and your to-do list is laughing at you.

With every sip, you’ll feel a little more alive, a little more centered, and a lot more ready to handle whatever curveballs come your way (with sass and caffeine, of course).

Tasting Notes: Juicy Raspberries
🌿 Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sip. Survive. Repeat.
Because at Improper Co., we know being a hot mess is basically a lifestyle.

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Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!