It’s about time you f*cking relaxed!
The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!
It’s about time you f*cking relaxed!
The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!
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Before this case came out, I was using metal cigarette flip top cases. This a way better solution. Just watch out the letters don't break off. the lower right of the H broke off when I took the case out of the plastic sleeve.
I put it on about 30 minutes before bedtime and a long with the Moon Magic, I fall asleep and stay asleep.
My dog wouldn't stop scratching and was drying out their skin. This helped clear up my dogs dry spot in just a few days
I really enjoyed this product. I have very sensitive skin but I had. I issues. I do recommend using it.
I have been using the CYAWD roller and it does just that, it calms me down and I am able to fall asleep fast. CBD gummies…I take one every night and I sleep for 7-8 hours easily and it helps with my chronic inflammation. Best products around exclusively at The Pretty Hot Mess. Highly recommend!! Thank you Angel
This product is awesome, heals everything so rapidly! Can’t be without!!
Another product that I continue to use and love. Helps me every time! Thanks
I look forward to putting this on my face after a shower. A little goes a long way. It feels so nice.
I am annoyingly sensitive to things. Prior to using this I had never been a fan of creams/lotions on my face. I would put something on and couldn't take it off quick enough. Not with this though!
I would 100% recommend this product!
I’ve been using this for about a year. In the summer it aids in a beautiful tan. I was worried about yellowing of my skin but this is light and does not stain the skin. I actually use it on my face and neck the majority of the time. I love it, Angel and PHM hit it out of the park with this line.
This stuff is amazing and truly helps if you start feeling sick. A must have!!
Bought these for a few of my nieces and nephews and they were very excited and couldn't wait to get them together!
I bought this necklace for one of my niece and she loves it!
I bought one for my niece and one for my nephew and they loved it!
Love it, wish you had more!!
This gives off a nice ambiance and enhances your senses with different light settings and different wax melts for smell.
