Basically Dead Candle 🪦🔥
Because aging gracefully is overrated — let’s age honestly.
The Basically Dead Candle is the perfect blend of dark humor and birthday chaos. Shaped like a grey tombstone and etched with the words “basically dead”, this single-wick candle says what everyone’s thinking… just louder and with fire.
It’s the ultimate cake topper for milestone birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or that friend who claims age is “just a number” while making involuntary noises when they stand up. Equal parts hilarious and iconic.
Product Info:
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Grey tombstone-shaped candle
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Etched text: “basically dead”
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Single wick
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Perfect for birthday cakes, gag gifts, and sarcastic celebrations
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Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3 cm
Whether you’re celebrating yourself or lovingly dragging someone you adore, this candle guarantees laughs, pictures, and at least one dramatic gasp.
Light it up. Make a wish. Accept your fate. 😌🪦
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
Basically Dead Candle 🪦🔥
Because aging gracefully is overrated — let’s age honestly.
The Basically Dead Candle is the perfect blend of dark humor and birthday chaos. Shaped like a grey tombstone and etched with the words “basically dead”, this single-wick candle says what everyone’s thinking… just louder and with fire.
It’s the ultimate cake topper for milestone birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or that friend who claims age is “just a number” while making involuntary noises when they stand up. Equal parts hilarious and iconic.
Product Info:
-
Grey tombstone-shaped candle
-
Etched text: “basically dead”
-
Single wick
-
Perfect for birthday cakes, gag gifts, and sarcastic celebrations
-
Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3 cm
Whether you’re celebrating yourself or lovingly dragging someone you adore, this candle guarantees laughs, pictures, and at least one dramatic gasp.
Light it up. Make a wish. Accept your fate. 😌🪦
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
