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Forget boring and tired Christmas decorations this year - spread some holiday cheer in your kitchen with our red cotton kitchen towel featuring a very sassy "Every Year It's The Same Shit…You Dress Us Up Like This And Wonder Why We Knock Over The Tree" sentiment. On top of that, the towel also features rustic Christmas cat and dog designs and snowflakes throughout, making it a great addition to any countertop this festive season. Plus, since it's machine washable, you won't have to worry about extra work or detergent bills! Add some humor to your home this December with our wise-cracking kitchen towel - sure to bring a smile anyone who steps in!
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