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🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm & Cooling Wipes

When your backside needs a little extra love, Butt Hurt™ is here to help you stay comfortable. Our premium hemp-infused balm and cooling wipes are handcrafted in small batches using carefully selected ingredients to provide a soothing, cooling sensation for delicate skin.

Whether you need comfort after a long day, prolonged sitting, or simply want to pamper sensitive skin, Butt Hurt™ delivers a refreshing experience you'll appreciate. The cooling botanicals and nourishing ingredients work together to help moisturize, calm, and refresh the skin, while our premium hemp extract helps support overall skin wellness.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm

Available in a convenient tin or jar, our rich, silky balm melts on contact with skin for easy application. For an even more refreshing experience, store your balm in the refrigerator before use.

Directions:
Apply a small amount to clean, dry external skin 2 to 4 times daily or as needed.

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Vitellaria Paradoxa (Shea) Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Cetyl Alcohol, Cannabis Sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD) Extract, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Helichrysum stoechas essential oil, Juniperus Communis Fruit Oil.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Cooling Wipes

Each 8 oz. jar contains 20 pre-soaked soft wipes infused with a soothing botanical blend designed to gently cleanse while leaving skin feeling cool, refreshed, and moisturized.

Directions:
Use one wipe to gently cleanse the external area as needed. Wipes may be cut in half before use if desired. Discard after a single use. Do not flush.

Ingredients:
Hamamelis virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, Aqua (Distilled Water), Aloe barbadensis Leaf Juice, Mentha × piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Cupressus sempervirens (Cypress) Oil, Boswellia carterii (Frankincense) Oil, Salvia sclarea (Clary Sage) Oil, Helichrysum italicum Flower Oil, Juniperus communis Fruit Oil, Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp Extract).

Important Information

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not apply to broken or severely irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use on children under 2 years of age. Do not ingest.

FDA Disclaimer:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider before using hemp-derived products if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking medications.

Disclaimer: The Pretty Hot Mess will not be held responsible for any claims or testimonials regarding medical efficacy of any of our products. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has not evaluated any of these statements, nor have the claims been confirmed by FDA-acknowledged research. Neither our staff nor our products are intended to diagnose, cure, prevent, or treat any disease or medical condition. Please consult your physician before including any of our products in your wellness plan.

This product has not been evaluated by the FDA. It is not intended to treat, cure, diagnose or prevent any disease.

Please Note:

This product is not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 21. ID Verification is required.

Products on this site contain a value of 0.3% or less Δ9 (or no more than 0.3% Δ9).

Caution: Do not use the product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Use responsibly. Do not use if pregnant or nursing or if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions. Do not use these products while taking any prescription or non-prescription drugs without consulting with your health care provider. Do not use with alcohol or any other drugs. Keep away from children. 

The Manufacturer and The Pretty Hot Mess, LLC cannot be held responsible, nor assume responsibility for any individual who consumes or misuses this product.This product should be used only as directed on the label or by your health care provider. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. 

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

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🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm & Cooling Wipes

When your backside needs a little extra love, Butt Hurt™ is here to help you stay comfortable. Our premium hemp-infused balm and cooling wipes are handcrafted in small batches using carefully selected ingredients to provide a soothing, cooling sensation for delicate skin.

Whether you need comfort after a long day, prolonged sitting, or simply want to pamper sensitive skin, Butt Hurt™ delivers a refreshing experience you'll appreciate. The cooling botanicals and nourishing ingredients work together to help moisturize, calm, and refresh the skin, while our premium hemp extract helps support overall skin wellness.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm

Available in a convenient tin or jar, our rich, silky balm melts on contact with skin for easy application. For an even more refreshing experience, store your balm in the refrigerator before use.

Directions:
Apply a small amount to clean, dry external skin 2 to 4 times daily or as needed.

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Vitellaria Paradoxa (Shea) Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Cetyl Alcohol, Cannabis Sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD) Extract, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Helichrysum stoechas essential oil, Juniperus Communis Fruit Oil.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Cooling Wipes

Each 8 oz. jar contains 20 pre-soaked soft wipes infused with a soothing botanical blend designed to gently cleanse while leaving skin feeling cool, refreshed, and moisturized.

Directions:
Use one wipe to gently cleanse the external area as needed. Wipes may be cut in half before use if desired. Discard after a single use. Do not flush.

Ingredients:
Hamamelis virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, Aqua (Distilled Water), Aloe barbadensis Leaf Juice, Mentha × piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Cupressus sempervirens (Cypress) Oil, Boswellia carterii (Frankincense) Oil, Salvia sclarea (Clary Sage) Oil, Helichrysum italicum Flower Oil, Juniperus communis Fruit Oil, Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp Extract).

Important Information

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not apply to broken or severely irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use on children under 2 years of age. Do not ingest.

FDA Disclaimer:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider before using hemp-derived products if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking medications.

Disclaimer: The Pretty Hot Mess will not be held responsible for any claims or testimonials regarding medical efficacy of any of our products. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has not evaluated any of these statements, nor have the claims been confirmed by FDA-acknowledged research. Neither our staff nor our products are intended to diagnose, cure, prevent, or treat any disease or medical condition. Please consult your physician before including any of our products in your wellness plan.

This product has not been evaluated by the FDA. It is not intended to treat, cure, diagnose or prevent any disease.

Please Note:

This product is not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 21. ID Verification is required.

Products on this site contain a value of 0.3% or less Δ9 (or no more than 0.3% Δ9).

Caution: Do not use the product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Use responsibly. Do not use if pregnant or nursing or if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions. Do not use these products while taking any prescription or non-prescription drugs without consulting with your health care provider. Do not use with alcohol or any other drugs. Keep away from children. 

The Manufacturer and The Pretty Hot Mess, LLC cannot be held responsible, nor assume responsibility for any individual who consumes or misuses this product.This product should be used only as directed on the label or by your health care provider. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. 

Certificate of Analysis

Please see additional Product Disclaimer Here

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

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🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm & Cooling Wipes

When your backside needs a little extra love, Butt Hurt™ is here to help you stay comfortable. Our premium hemp-infused balm and cooling wipes are handcrafted in small batches using carefully selected ingredients to provide a soothing, cooling sensation for delicate skin.

Whether you need comfort after a long day, prolonged sitting, or simply want to pamper sensitive skin, Butt Hurt™ delivers a refreshing experience you'll appreciate. The cooling botanicals and nourishing ingredients work together to help moisturize, calm, and refresh the skin, while our premium hemp extract helps support overall skin wellness.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Hemp Infused Balm

Available in a convenient tin or jar, our rich, silky balm melts on contact with skin for easy application. For an even more refreshing experience, store your balm in the refrigerator before use.

Directions:
Apply a small amount to clean, dry external skin 2 to 4 times daily or as needed.

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Vitellaria Paradoxa (Shea) Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Cetyl Alcohol, Cannabis Sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD) Extract, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Helichrysum stoechas essential oil, Juniperus Communis Fruit Oil.

🍑 Butt Hurt™ Cooling Wipes

Each 8 oz. jar contains 20 pre-soaked soft wipes infused with a soothing botanical blend designed to gently cleanse while leaving skin feeling cool, refreshed, and moisturized.

Directions:
Use one wipe to gently cleanse the external area as needed. Wipes may be cut in half before use if desired. Discard after a single use. Do not flush.

Ingredients:
Hamamelis virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, Aqua (Distilled Water), Aloe barbadensis Leaf Juice, Mentha × piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Cupressus sempervirens (Cypress) Oil, Boswellia carterii (Frankincense) Oil, Salvia sclarea (Clary Sage) Oil, Helichrysum italicum Flower Oil, Juniperus communis Fruit Oil, Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp Extract).

Important Information

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not apply to broken or severely irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use on children under 2 years of age. Do not ingest.

FDA Disclaimer:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider before using hemp-derived products if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking medications.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: The Pretty Hot Mess will not be held responsible for any claims or testimonials regarding medical efficacy of any of our products. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has not evaluated any of these statements, nor have the claims been confirmed by FDA-acknowledged research. Neither our staff nor our products are intended to diagnose, cure, prevent, or treat any disease or medical condition. Please consult your physician before including any of our products in your wellness plan.

This product has not been evaluated by the FDA. It is not intended to treat, cure, diagnose or prevent any disease.

Please Note:

This product is not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 21. ID Verification is required.

Products on this site contain a value of 0.3% or less Δ9 (or no more than 0.3% Δ9).

Caution: Do not use the product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Use responsibly. Do not use if pregnant or nursing or if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions. Do not use these products while taking any prescription or non-prescription drugs without consulting with your health care provider. Do not use with alcohol or any other drugs. Keep away from children. 

The Manufacturer and The Pretty Hot Mess, LLC cannot be held responsible, nor assume responsibility for any individual who consumes or misuses this product.This product should be used only as directed on the label or by your health care provider. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. 

Certificate of Analysis

Please see additional Product Disclaimer Here

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!