Tiny Bowl. Huge Energy.
Meet the Zen As F*ck™ Mini Singing Bowl, the perfect little reminder that you can be both spiritually evolved and completely done with everyone’s nonsense. 😌✨
This adorable miniature singing bowl comes complete with a wooden mallet and sits on a handmade 4” x 4” coaster featuring our favorite daily affirmation:
“I’m Mostly Love, Light & A Little Go F*ck Yourself.”
Whether you’re creating a peaceful workspace, adding personality to your altar, decorating your office, or simply looking for the perfect gift for your favorite sarcastic soul, this tiny bowl delivers big vibes in a small package.
Give it a gentle tap or circle the mallet around the rim and let the soothing tone help bring you back to center… before answering that email, attending that meeting, or dealing with that one person. You know the one. 😏
✨ Includes:
• Mini metal singing bowl
• Wooden singing bowl mallet
• Handmade 4” x 4” coaster
• Ready-to-display giftable set
✨ Perfect For:
• Office desks
• Meditation spaces
• Altars and sacred spaces
• Coworkers who test your patience
• Friends with a sense of humor
• Anyone balancing enlightenment and boundaries
Because inner peace doesn’t mean putting up with bullshit.
📏 Approximate Coaster Size: 4” x 4”
*Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included
Tiny Bowl. Huge Energy.
Meet the Zen As F*ck™ Mini Singing Bowl, the perfect little reminder that you can be both spiritually evolved and completely done with everyone’s nonsense. 😌✨
This adorable miniature singing bowl comes complete with a wooden mallet and sits on a handmade 4” x 4” coaster featuring our favorite daily affirmation:
“I’m Mostly Love, Light & A Little Go F*ck Yourself.”
Whether you’re creating a peaceful workspace, adding personality to your altar, decorating your office, or simply looking for the perfect gift for your favorite sarcastic soul, this tiny bowl delivers big vibes in a small package.
Give it a gentle tap or circle the mallet around the rim and let the soothing tone help bring you back to center… before answering that email, attending that meeting, or dealing with that one person. You know the one. 😏
✨ Includes:
• Mini metal singing bowl
• Wooden singing bowl mallet
• Handmade 4” x 4” coaster
• Ready-to-display giftable set
✨ Perfect For:
• Office desks
• Meditation spaces
• Altars and sacred spaces
• Coworkers who test your patience
• Friends with a sense of humor
• Anyone balancing enlightenment and boundaries
Because inner peace doesn’t mean putting up with bullshit.
📏 Approximate Coaster Size: 4” x 4”
*Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included
