🚨 PRE-ORDER ALERT 🚨

You can now pre-order a SIGNED copy of my brand new adult coloring book:

✨ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? ✨

Packed with sarcasm, chaos, unhinged energy, and pages made for people who are one minor inconvenience away from losing their shit 😘

If you’ve ever questioned humanity, screamed internally in a grocery store, or survived purely out of spite… this book was made for you.

🖤 Signed copies available NOW
🖍️ Perfect for stress relief, rage coloring, and avoiding people
✨ Created by The Pretty Hot Mess™

Grab yours before I completely lose what’s left of my patience 💀

 * No coupons, discounts, rewards points allowed on pre-orders

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What the Fuck Is Wrong With You?

A Coloring Book for Adults

Some people meditate.
Some people journal.
And some of us need to aggressively color while questioning humanity one page at a time 😌✨

What the Fuck Is Wrong With You? is a hilariously unfiltered adult coloring book packed with sarcastic chaos, dark humor, relatable rage, and beautifully inappropriate designs for people who are just trying to survive other people.

Perfect for stress relief, overstimulated brains, emotionally exhausted adults, and anyone who has ever stared at another human being in complete disbelief.

Inside you’ll find:

• Snarky and unhinged sayings
• Bold, easy-to-color artwork
• Relaxing stress-relief designs
• A healthy amount of “are people okay?” energy
• Single-sided pages to help reduce bleed-through

Whether you’re coloring after work, hiding from responsibilities, avoiding a mental breakdown, or simply embracing your villain era with markers in hand, this book delivers the perfect mix of humor and therapy-adjacent coping mechanisms 🖤

Perfect for:

• Fans of dark humor and sarcasm
• Anxiety and stress relief
• Burned-out adults
• Coloring enthusiasts with anger issues
• Gift giving for your equally unwell friends

Grab your markers, pour your emotional support beverage, and prepare to color your way through the absolute dumpster fire that is modern life ✨

About the Author 

Angel Isaac-Bruce is the founder of The Pretty Hot Mess™, mom, hereditary witch, Nurse Practitioner, Navy Veteran, professional shit-talker, and full-time manager of absolute fucking chaos. After years of healing people, reading energy, collecting crystals, and trying very hard not to throat-punch idiots in public, she discovered something important: sometimes self-care looks less like meditation and more like aggressively coloring while muttering “fuck this shit” under your breath. Fueled by caffeine, moon water, anxiety, sarcasm, glitter, and pure feminine rage, Angel spends her days helping people protect their peace while simultaneously losing hers over stupid people and unanswered emails. The Pretty Hot Mess™ was built on one simple belief: you can be magical and still tell people to fuck off.

When she’s not creating unhinged masterpieces, she can usually be found avoiding people, buying things she absolutely does not need, and whispering “what the actual fuck” at least 47 times a day. This coloring book is dedicated to the burnt-out witches, overstimulated bad bitches, emotionally exhausted moms, feral humans, and every grown adult currently hanging on by a single iced coffee and a revenge playlist. Inside these pages, you’ll find swear words, chaos, therapy disguised as coloring, and probably at least one mental breakdown with decorative flowers around it. Welcome to The Pretty Hot Mess™. We’re all doing our best. Barely.