Here Lies My Last F*ck Crystal Headstone đȘŠâš
For the days when your patience has officially left the building⊠meet the Here Lies My Last F*ck Crystal Headstone â a hilarious yet empowering statement piece for your altar, desk, or sacred space. Hand-carved from genuine crystal, each piece is a perfectly irreverent reminder to protect your peace and stop giving energy where itâs not deserved.
Measuring approximately 4 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide, these crystal headstones blend humor with high-vibrational energy â because sometimes spiritual growth comes with a little attitude.
Available in a variety of genuine stones, each with its own unique metaphysical benefits:
đ€ Obsidian â The ultimate protection stone. Absorbs negativity and shields against psychic attack while helping you release what no longer serves you.
đ Labradorite â A stone of transformation and magick. Enhances intuition, strengthens your aura, and helps you navigate change with grace and confidence.
đ Pink Opal â The stone of emotional healing. Promotes self-love, compassion, and calm during times of stress or heartache.
đ Blue Opalite â A soothing stone that encourages clear communication, emotional balance, and serenity. Perfect for keeping cool when chaos strikes.
âš Clear Quartz â The Master Healer. Amplifies energy, clears negativity, and helps manifest your intentions (or your lack of f*cks).
đ Serpentine â Awakens kundalini energy and clears blockages. Excellent for transformation, new beginnings, and energetic renewal.
đ” Sodalite â Encourages truth, logic, and emotional balance. Perfect for when you need to express yourself calmlyâwithout losing your cool.
Each crystal headstone is hand-carved and one-of-a-kind, making it as unique as your current mood.
đ All of our crystals are cleansed and blessed with positive vibes to rid negative energy.
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Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
Here Lies My Last F*ck Crystal Headstone đȘŠâš
For the days when your patience has officially left the building⊠meet the Here Lies My Last F*ck Crystal Headstone â a hilarious yet empowering statement piece for your altar, desk, or sacred space. Hand-carved from genuine crystal, each piece is a perfectly irreverent reminder to protect your peace and stop giving energy where itâs not deserved.
Measuring approximately 4 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide, these crystal headstones blend humor with high-vibrational energy â because sometimes spiritual growth comes with a little attitude.
Available in a variety of genuine stones, each with its own unique metaphysical benefits:
đ€ Obsidian â The ultimate protection stone. Absorbs negativity and shields against psychic attack while helping you release what no longer serves you.
đ Labradorite â A stone of transformation and magick. Enhances intuition, strengthens your aura, and helps you navigate change with grace and confidence.
đ Pink Opal â The stone of emotional healing. Promotes self-love, compassion, and calm during times of stress or heartache.
đ Blue Opalite â A soothing stone that encourages clear communication, emotional balance, and serenity. Perfect for keeping cool when chaos strikes.
âš Clear Quartz â The Master Healer. Amplifies energy, clears negativity, and helps manifest your intentions (or your lack of f*cks).
đ Serpentine â Awakens kundalini energy and clears blockages. Excellent for transformation, new beginnings, and energetic renewal.
đ” Sodalite â Encourages truth, logic, and emotional balance. Perfect for when you need to express yourself calmlyâwithout losing your cool.
Each crystal headstone is hand-carved and one-of-a-kind, making it as unique as your current mood.
đ All of our crystals are cleansed and blessed with positive vibes to rid negative energy.
â
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
