Gnomebody Saw Shit™ | Glow-in-the-Dark Pocket Gnome
Meet your new tiny accomplice. 🍄
Gnomebody Saw Shit™ is the glow-in-the-dark little partner every questionable decision deserves. He’s loyal, discreet, completely nonjudgmental, and most importantly, this little bastard does not snitch.
Keep him on your desk, nightstand, dashboard, or tucked in your pocket whenever you need moral support for choices that may or may not require a believable alibi later.
When the lights go out, he glows in the dark, which is convenient because apparently bad decisions don’t observe normal business hours.
His official statement:
“I didn’t see shit. Neither did you.”
Keep me close when questionable decisions are being made, stories need to stay straight, or somebody starts asking way too many damn questions. I’m tiny, loyal, and professionally trained in minding my own fucking business.
Whatever happened, didn’t happen.
Wherever you were, you weren’t.
And if anyone asks?
Gnomebody saw shit.
✨ Glows in the dark
🍄 Tiny enough to take anywhere
🤐 Professionally trained in keeping his mouth shut
😂 Perfect desk buddy, pocket pal, gift, or questionable influence
💜 Includes his own Gnomebody Saw Shit™ collectible card
Disclaimer: Gnomebody cannot provide an actual alibi. Mostly because he has no identification and would be a terrible witness.
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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.
We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.
If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!
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Gnomebody Saw Shit™ | Glow-in-the-Dark Pocket Gnome
Meet your new tiny accomplice. 🍄
Gnomebody Saw Shit™ is the glow-in-the-dark little partner every questionable decision deserves. He’s loyal, discreet, completely nonjudgmental, and most importantly, this little bastard does not snitch.
Keep him on your desk, nightstand, dashboard, or tucked in your pocket whenever you need moral support for choices that may or may not require a believable alibi later.
When the lights go out, he glows in the dark, which is convenient because apparently bad decisions don’t observe normal business hours.
His official statement:
“I didn’t see shit. Neither did you.”
Keep me close when questionable decisions are being made, stories need to stay straight, or somebody starts asking way too many damn questions. I’m tiny, loyal, and professionally trained in minding my own fucking business.
Whatever happened, didn’t happen.
Wherever you were, you weren’t.
And if anyone asks?
Gnomebody saw shit.
✨ Glows in the dark
🍄 Tiny enough to take anywhere
🤐 Professionally trained in keeping his mouth shut
😂 Perfect desk buddy, pocket pal, gift, or questionable influence
💜 Includes his own Gnomebody Saw Shit™ collectible card
Disclaimer: Gnomebody cannot provide an actual alibi. Mostly because he has no identification and would be a terrible witness.
- Reviews
- Important
Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.
We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.
If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!
