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Basically Dead Candle đŸȘŠđŸ”„

Because aging gracefully is overrated — let’s age honestly.

The Basically Dead Candle is the perfect blend of dark humor and birthday chaos. Shaped like a grey tombstone and etched with the words “basically dead”, this single-wick candle says what everyone’s thinking
 just louder and with fire.

It’s the ultimate cake topper for milestone birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or that friend who claims age is “just a number” while making involuntary noises when they stand up. Equal parts hilarious and iconic.

Product Info:

  • Grey tombstone-shaped candle

  • Etched text: “basically dead”

  • Single wick

  • Perfect for birthday cakes, gag gifts, and sarcastic celebrations

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3 cm

Whether you’re celebrating yourself or lovingly dragging someone you adore, this candle guarantees laughs, pictures, and at least one dramatic gasp.

Light it up. Make a wish. Accept your fate. 😌đŸȘŠ

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.

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Cindy Barkowski
Spooky!

Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

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Basically Dead Candle đŸȘŠđŸ”„

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Basically Dead Candle đŸȘŠđŸ”„

Because aging gracefully is overrated — let’s age honestly.

The Basically Dead Candle is the perfect blend of dark humor and birthday chaos. Shaped like a grey tombstone and etched with the words “basically dead”, this single-wick candle says what everyone’s thinking
 just louder and with fire.

It’s the ultimate cake topper for milestone birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or that friend who claims age is “just a number” while making involuntary noises when they stand up. Equal parts hilarious and iconic.

Product Info:

  • Grey tombstone-shaped candle

  • Etched text: “basically dead”

  • Single wick

  • Perfect for birthday cakes, gag gifts, and sarcastic celebrations

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3 cm

Whether you’re celebrating yourself or lovingly dragging someone you adore, this candle guarantees laughs, pictures, and at least one dramatic gasp.

Light it up. Make a wish. Accept your fate. 😌đŸȘŠ

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
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Cindy Barkowski
Spooky!

Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

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Basically Dead Candle đŸȘŠđŸ”„

Because aging gracefully is overrated — let’s age honestly.

The Basically Dead Candle is the perfect blend of dark humor and birthday chaos. Shaped like a grey tombstone and etched with the words “basically dead”, this single-wick candle says what everyone’s thinking
 just louder and with fire.

It’s the ultimate cake topper for milestone birthdays, roast-style celebrations, or that friend who claims age is “just a number” while making involuntary noises when they stand up. Equal parts hilarious and iconic.

Product Info:

  • Grey tombstone-shaped candle

  • Etched text: “basically dead”

  • Single wick

  • Perfect for birthday cakes, gag gifts, and sarcastic celebrations

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3 cm

Whether you’re celebrating yourself or lovingly dragging someone you adore, this candle guarantees laughs, pictures, and at least one dramatic gasp.

Light it up. Make a wish. Accept your fate. 😌đŸȘŠ

Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
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Cindy Barkowski
Spooky!

Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

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Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!