Our Original Crystal-Infused CBD Blend
Meet the OG. The one that started it all. 💚✨
Kryptonite™ was our very first crystal-infused CBD blend, created for those days when your muscles and joints are loudly informing you that apparently existing was enough activity for one lifetime. 😂
And unlike topical blends loaded with strong fragrances, Kryptonite™ was intentionally created without added fragrance, making it perfect when you want your topical routine to mind its own damn business. No perfume cloud announcing your arrival. Just apply it and carry on. 🙌
🌿 A POWERHOUSE BOTANICAL BLEND
Kryptonite™ combines hemp-derived CBD with a carefully selected blend of botanical ingredients traditionally used in topical wellness preparations, including:
🌿 Arnica
🌿 Juniper Berry
🌼 Helichrysum
💚 Hemp Seed Oil
🌱 Hemp-Derived CBD
Our salve varieties also contain rich, skin-loving:
✨ Shea Butter
✨ Cocoa Butter
✨ Beeswax
But because we're The Pretty Hot Mess and apparently simply making CBD products wasn't extra enough...
We infused Kryptonite™ with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals. 🖤🔮
✨ WHY BLACK TOURMALINE?
In crystal and metaphysical traditions, Black Tourmaline is associated with grounding, protection, energetic cleansing, balance, and releasing unwanted energy.
We infuse Kryptonite™ with Black Tourmaline as part of our intentional creation process, bringing together our love of plant-based wellness and crystal energy in one seriously badass little product. 🖤✨
Crystal properties are based on traditional and metaphysical practices and are not scientifically established medical effects.
💚 CHOOSE YOUR KRYPTONITE™
Available in several sizes and application styles so you can choose whatever works best for you:
✨ 10 mL Roller Ball
Perfect for precise application, smaller areas, purses, travel bags, desks, and keeping your Kryptonite close when you're on the go.
✨ 2 oz Twist-Up
No digging into a jar required. Twist it up, glide it where you want it, and get on with your day.
✨ 4 oz Salve
Our classic size for regular home use and larger application areas.
✨ 8 oz Salve
For the people who already know they're not screwing around. 😂💚
🖤 HOW TO USE
Apply a small amount to the desired area and massage into the skin.
May be applied 2 to 3 times daily as needed.
✨ Start with a small amount.
✨ Massage thoroughly into the skin.
✨ Wash hands after application unless treating the hands.
✨ Always patch test on a small area before wider use.
For external use only. Human use only. Do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes, mouth, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
🌿 INGREDIENTS
Salve:
Juniperus communis L. (Juniper Berry), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Arnica montana (Arnica), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD), Cera Alba (Beeswax), Vitellaria paradoxa (Shea Butter), Hemp Seed Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa Butter).
Infused with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals.
Roller Ball:
Juniperus communis L. (Juniper Berry), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Arnica montana (Arnica), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD), Hemp Seed Oil.
Infused with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals.
💬 FROM ONE OF OUR ORIGINAL BETA TESTERS
“I am 66 years old and have suffered from painful, debilitating, and sometimes even immobilizing back pain for years. I tried many prescription medications that the doctor prescribed to me, and began experiencing horrible side effects. The results with your Kryptonite are amazing! I love it and my back thanks you.”
Individual experiences vary. Customer testimonials describe individual experiences and are not a guarantee of results.
💚 THE PHM ORIGINAL
Kryptonite™ wasn't created because the world needed another boring topical sitting on a shelf.
It was our first crystal-infused CBD blend, combining botanicals, hemp-derived CBD, intentional formulation, and Black Tourmaline into something unmistakably PHM. 🖤🔮🌿
Years later, it's still a favorite.
Because when you've found your Kryptonite... apparently you buy the 8 oz jar. 😂💚
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
For external use only. Human use only. Do not ingest. Avoid eyes, mouth, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Patch test before use. Discontinue use if irritation or sensitivity occurs. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use if pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or if you have questions about whether this product is appropriate for you.
FDA DISCLAIMER:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
Our Original Crystal-Infused CBD Blend
Meet the OG. The one that started it all. 💚✨
Kryptonite™ was our very first crystal-infused CBD blend, created for those days when your muscles and joints are loudly informing you that apparently existing was enough activity for one lifetime. 😂
And unlike topical blends loaded with strong fragrances, Kryptonite™ was intentionally created without added fragrance, making it perfect when you want your topical routine to mind its own damn business. No perfume cloud announcing your arrival. Just apply it and carry on. 🙌
🌿 A POWERHOUSE BOTANICAL BLEND
Kryptonite™ combines hemp-derived CBD with a carefully selected blend of botanical ingredients traditionally used in topical wellness preparations, including:
🌿 Arnica
🌿 Juniper Berry
🌼 Helichrysum
💚 Hemp Seed Oil
🌱 Hemp-Derived CBD
Our salve varieties also contain rich, skin-loving:
✨ Shea Butter
✨ Cocoa Butter
✨ Beeswax
But because we're The Pretty Hot Mess and apparently simply making CBD products wasn't extra enough...
We infused Kryptonite™ with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals. 🖤🔮
✨ WHY BLACK TOURMALINE?
In crystal and metaphysical traditions, Black Tourmaline is associated with grounding, protection, energetic cleansing, balance, and releasing unwanted energy.
We infuse Kryptonite™ with Black Tourmaline as part of our intentional creation process, bringing together our love of plant-based wellness and crystal energy in one seriously badass little product. 🖤✨
Crystal properties are based on traditional and metaphysical practices and are not scientifically established medical effects.
💚 CHOOSE YOUR KRYPTONITE™
Available in several sizes and application styles so you can choose whatever works best for you:
✨ 10 mL Roller Ball
Perfect for precise application, smaller areas, purses, travel bags, desks, and keeping your Kryptonite close when you're on the go.
✨ 2 oz Twist-Up
No digging into a jar required. Twist it up, glide it where you want it, and get on with your day.
✨ 4 oz Salve
Our classic size for regular home use and larger application areas.
✨ 8 oz Salve
For the people who already know they're not screwing around. 😂💚
🖤 HOW TO USE
Apply a small amount to the desired area and massage into the skin.
May be applied 2 to 3 times daily as needed.
✨ Start with a small amount.
✨ Massage thoroughly into the skin.
✨ Wash hands after application unless treating the hands.
✨ Always patch test on a small area before wider use.
For external use only. Human use only. Do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes, mouth, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
🌿 INGREDIENTS
Salve:
Juniperus communis L. (Juniper Berry), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Arnica montana (Arnica), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD), Cera Alba (Beeswax), Vitellaria paradoxa (Shea Butter), Hemp Seed Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa Butter).
Infused with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals.
Roller Ball:
Juniperus communis L. (Juniper Berry), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Arnica montana (Arnica), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD), Hemp Seed Oil.
Infused with Natural Black Tourmaline Crystals.
💬 FROM ONE OF OUR ORIGINAL BETA TESTERS
“I am 66 years old and have suffered from painful, debilitating, and sometimes even immobilizing back pain for years. I tried many prescription medications that the doctor prescribed to me, and began experiencing horrible side effects. The results with your Kryptonite are amazing! I love it and my back thanks you.”
Individual experiences vary. Customer testimonials describe individual experiences and are not a guarantee of results.
💚 THE PHM ORIGINAL
Kryptonite™ wasn't created because the world needed another boring topical sitting on a shelf.
It was our first crystal-infused CBD blend, combining botanicals, hemp-derived CBD, intentional formulation, and Black Tourmaline into something unmistakably PHM. 🖤🔮🌿
Years later, it's still a favorite.
Because when you've found your Kryptonite... apparently you buy the 8 oz jar. 😂💚
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
For external use only. Human use only. Do not ingest. Avoid eyes, mouth, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Patch test before use. Discontinue use if irritation or sensitivity occurs. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use if pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or if you have questions about whether this product is appropriate for you.
FDA DISCLAIMER:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
