200mg Natural Caffeine • Zero Sugar • Zero Calories

Feeling lucky? 😏

Grab a Loaded Tea Mystery Stick and let us choose your flavor!

You won't know which delicious Loaded Tea flavor you're getting until it lands in your hands, but you DO know what's hiding behind that mystery flavor: clean, sugar-free energy with 200mg of naturally sourced green tea caffeine in every single-serve stick. ⚡🌿

No giant can. No pile of sugar. No ridiculous calorie bomb pretending to be an energy drink.

Just rip it. Mix it. Ice it. Sip it. Get shit done. 😂⚡

🔥 WHAT'S INSIDE EACH MYSTERY STICK?

⚡ 200mg Naturally Sourced Green Tea Caffeine
Made for smooth, long-lasting energy without loading your drink with sugar.

🚫 ZERO SUGAR
All the flavor without the sugar spike.

✨ ZERO CALORIES
Yep. ZERO.

🌿 CLEAN INGREDIENTS
No unnecessary junk just because somebody had room left on the ingredient panel.

🎨 NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS

🍓 NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS

🇺🇸 MADE IN THE USA

💊 PLUS A VITAMIN BOOST

Each stick is enhanced with a blend of vitamins designed to complement your everyday energy routine, including:

✨ B Vitamin Complex
☀️ Vitamin D3
💚 Vitamin K2

It's energy with a little something extra tucked into the party. ⚡🥤

🎲 BUT WHAT FLAVOR AM I GETTING?!

That's the whole damn point. 😂

Your flavor is chosen AT RANDOM from our available Loaded Tea flavors.

Maybe you'll discover a new favorite.

Maybe you'll get one you already love.

Maybe the universe will choose for you because apparently even your beverages need a little chaos. 😏✨

Mystery means MYSTERY, so specific flavor requests cannot be guaranteed.

💦 YOU CONTROL THE FLAVOR

These babies are BOLD and concentrated, which means you get to decide how strong you want your Loaded Tea.

For full flavor:

🥤 Mix 1 stick with 32 oz or more of cold water.

Want it lighter?

💦 JUST ADD MORE WATER.

Many people can stretch a single stick into 3 to 4 lighter servings, depending on personal taste.

One stick. Your cup. Your rules. 🙌

🧊 HOW TO MAKE YOUR LOADED TEA

1. Pour one Mystery Stick into 32 oz or more of water.

2. Stir or shake until completely dissolved.

3. Add plenty of ice.

4. Adjust with additional water until it's exactly how you like it.

5. Sip responsibly while becoming suspiciously productive. 😂⚡

Perfect for:

🥤 Large tumblers
💻 Workdays
🏃 On-the-go energy
🛍️ Long shopping days
🏋️ Busy schedules
🚗 Road trips
📚 Study sessions
😴 Afternoons when your get-up-and-go got up and LEFT
🎲 Anyone who loves a good mystery

⚠️ CAFFEINE WARNING

Contains 200mg of caffeine per stick.

If dividing one stick into multiple drinks, remember that the entire prepared amount still contains approximately 200mg of caffeine total. Adding more water changes the strength and flavor of each serving, not the total caffeine contained in the stick.

Not recommended for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or anyone sensitive to caffeine. Do not combine with excessive amounts of other caffeine-containing products. Consult your healthcare professional if you have a medical condition, take medications, or have questions about caffeine consumption.

✨ MYSTERY FLAVOR. SERIOUS ENERGY. ZERO SUGAR.

Sometimes choosing a flavor is entirely too much responsibility before caffeine.

We'll handle that part. 😂🎲⚡

You just grab a Loaded Tea Mystery Stick, add water and ice, and let the flavor gods decide your fate. 🥤✨

Price is for ONE individual Mystery Stick unless otherwise disclosed. Flavor is selected randomly from available inventory. Additional products, drinks, tumblers, accessories, and other items shown in product photos are for display purposes only and are not included.