☕🖤 I Pretend Coffee Helps Box Sign 🖤☕
A classic black-and-white wooden box sign serving up sarcasm with a side of caffeine. Featuring the brutally honest (and hilarious) sentiment:
“I Pretend Coffee Helps But I’m Still a Bitch.”
Because sometimes the coffee tries… and sometimes it absolutely does not. 😏
This funny coffee-themed box sign features lightly distressed details with coordinating black sides and back, giving it that perfectly worn-in, don’t-talk-to-me-before-my-coffee charm. Designed to be versatile, it can be displayed freestanding on a shelf, desk, or counter—or easily hung on the wall.
Perfect for kitchens, offices, break rooms, or anywhere coffee and sarcasm coexist peacefully. ☕🔥
✨ Great gift for coffee lovers with attitude
✨ Easy to display—stand it up or hang it
✨ Neutral black-and-white design fits any space 🖤🤍
✨ Guaranteed to get laughs (and nods of agreement)
Dimensions: 1.8 x 6 x 4.5 in (4.4 x 15.2 x 11.4 cm)
✨ Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
☕🖤 I Pretend Coffee Helps Box Sign 🖤☕
A classic black-and-white wooden box sign serving up sarcasm with a side of caffeine. Featuring the brutally honest (and hilarious) sentiment:
“I Pretend Coffee Helps But I’m Still a Bitch.”
Because sometimes the coffee tries… and sometimes it absolutely does not. 😏
This funny coffee-themed box sign features lightly distressed details with coordinating black sides and back, giving it that perfectly worn-in, don’t-talk-to-me-before-my-coffee charm. Designed to be versatile, it can be displayed freestanding on a shelf, desk, or counter—or easily hung on the wall.
Perfect for kitchens, offices, break rooms, or anywhere coffee and sarcasm coexist peacefully. ☕🔥
✨ Great gift for coffee lovers with attitude
✨ Easy to display—stand it up or hang it
✨ Neutral black-and-white design fits any space 🖤🤍
✨ Guaranteed to get laughs (and nods of agreement)
Dimensions: 1.8 x 6 x 4.5 in (4.4 x 15.2 x 11.4 cm)
✨ Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
