For those moments when your last nerve has officially packed its bags and left the building.
Some days, deep breathing just doesn't cut it. People are testing your patience, your blood pressure feels like it's climbing, and you're approximately three seconds away from unleashing your inner fire-breathing dragon.
Meet Calm the Beast, your aromatic intervention before somebody gets verbally roasted. 🔥
Exclusively crafted by The Pretty Hot Mess, our Calm the Beast Aromatherapy Roll-On combines a thoughtfully selected blend of essential oils, hemp-derived CBD oil, and nourishing botanical carrier oils to create a soothing aromatic ritual for those moments when frustration, irritability, and anger threaten to take over.
Unlike our popular Calm Yo' Ass Down, which focuses on creating a comforting aromatherapy experience during anxious or stressful moments, Calm the Beast is all about those fiery emotions.
We're talking irritation, frustration, overstimulation, and those moments when someone asks you one more stupid question and you suddenly understand why dragons breathe fire.
With calming lavender, grounding vetiver, warm sandalwood, uplifting citrus, and a beautiful combination of botanical oils, this aromatic blend encourages you to slow down, take a moment for yourself, and approach the situation with a little more composure.
Because you can be a powerful, passionate woman without setting the entire village on fire. 💜
🌿 The Magick Behind the Blend
💜 Lavender & Roman Chamomile: Traditionally used in aromatherapy to encourage relaxation, tranquility, and a peaceful atmosphere.
🌸 Ylang Ylang & Geranium: Beautiful floral oils associated with emotional harmony, relaxation, and a sense of balance.
🍊 Sweet Orange, Bergamot & Lemon: Bright, uplifting citrus aromas that bring a refreshing touch to moments of frustration and emotional tension.
🌲 Cedarwood, Cypress & Sandalwood: Rich, grounding woody aromas traditionally associated with stability, centering, and mindfulness.
🔮 Frankincense & Vetiver: Earthy, meditative essential oils often incorporated into grounding rituals and relaxation practices.
🌼 Helichrysum & Marjoram: Comforting botanical aromas that complement the blend's soothing character.
🌱 Spearmint: A fresh, invigorating aroma that adds a crisp, refreshing finish.
💚 Hemp-Derived CBD Oil: A botanical addition to our signature aromatherapy formula.
✨ Evening Primrose & Grapeseed Oils: Botanical carrier oils that help distribute the blend smoothly across the skin.
🔥 Calm the Beast vs. Calm Yo' Ass Down
Calm Yo' Ass Down: For when your thoughts are racing, you're feeling stressed, and your mind won't stop running through approximately 47 worst-case scenarios.
Calm the Beast: For when you're irritated, frustrated, overstimulated, and dangerously close to telling someone exactly where they can shove their unsolicited opinion.
One is for the anxious overthinker. The other is for the fire-breathing dragon. 🐉
💜 How to Use
When you feel your inner beast starting to make an appearance:
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Apply a small amount to your wrists, sides or back of your neck, avoiding the eyes, mouth, and irritated skin.
-
Take a moment to enjoy the botanical aroma.
-
Step away from whatever is testing your patience, if possible.
-
Take a few slow, intentional breaths.
-
Count to ten. Or twenty. We don't judge.
Use as part of your personal aromatherapy, grounding, or mindfulness routine whenever you need a moment to collect yourself.
🌿 Ingredients
Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender), Cananga odorata (Ylang Ylang), Citrus sinensis (Sweet Orange), Citrus bergamia (Bergamot), Cedrus (Cedarwood), Cupressus (Cypress), Boswellia sacra (Frankincense), Pelargonium (Geranium), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Citrus limon (Lemon), Origanum majorana (Marjoram), Chamaemelum nobile (Roman Chamomile), Santalum (Sandalwood), Chrysopogon zizanioides (Vetiver), Mentha spicata (Spearmint), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD Oil), Oenothera biennis (Evening Primrose Oil), Vitis vinifera (Grapeseed Oil).
⚠️ Important Safety Information
For external use only. Do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Perform a patch test before first use and discontinue if irritation occurs.
Keep out of reach of children and pets. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use if pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or managing a medical condition. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
This product is intended for aromatherapy and personal care. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition.
💜 Pretty Hot Mess Exclusive
Handcrafted with intention, botanical ingredients, and just the right amount of attitude, Calm the Beast is your reminder that you can feel angry without letting that anger make all your decisions.
Feel the fire. Find your center. And remember, not every idiot deserves a reaction. 🐉🔥
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
For those moments when your last nerve has officially packed its bags and left the building.
Some days, deep breathing just doesn't cut it. People are testing your patience, your blood pressure feels like it's climbing, and you're approximately three seconds away from unleashing your inner fire-breathing dragon.
Meet Calm the Beast, your aromatic intervention before somebody gets verbally roasted. 🔥
Exclusively crafted by The Pretty Hot Mess, our Calm the Beast Aromatherapy Roll-On combines a thoughtfully selected blend of essential oils, hemp-derived CBD oil, and nourishing botanical carrier oils to create a soothing aromatic ritual for those moments when frustration, irritability, and anger threaten to take over.
Unlike our popular Calm Yo' Ass Down, which focuses on creating a comforting aromatherapy experience during anxious or stressful moments, Calm the Beast is all about those fiery emotions.
We're talking irritation, frustration, overstimulation, and those moments when someone asks you one more stupid question and you suddenly understand why dragons breathe fire.
With calming lavender, grounding vetiver, warm sandalwood, uplifting citrus, and a beautiful combination of botanical oils, this aromatic blend encourages you to slow down, take a moment for yourself, and approach the situation with a little more composure.
Because you can be a powerful, passionate woman without setting the entire village on fire. 💜
🌿 The Magick Behind the Blend
💜 Lavender & Roman Chamomile: Traditionally used in aromatherapy to encourage relaxation, tranquility, and a peaceful atmosphere.
🌸 Ylang Ylang & Geranium: Beautiful floral oils associated with emotional harmony, relaxation, and a sense of balance.
🍊 Sweet Orange, Bergamot & Lemon: Bright, uplifting citrus aromas that bring a refreshing touch to moments of frustration and emotional tension.
🌲 Cedarwood, Cypress & Sandalwood: Rich, grounding woody aromas traditionally associated with stability, centering, and mindfulness.
🔮 Frankincense & Vetiver: Earthy, meditative essential oils often incorporated into grounding rituals and relaxation practices.
🌼 Helichrysum & Marjoram: Comforting botanical aromas that complement the blend's soothing character.
🌱 Spearmint: A fresh, invigorating aroma that adds a crisp, refreshing finish.
💚 Hemp-Derived CBD Oil: A botanical addition to our signature aromatherapy formula.
✨ Evening Primrose & Grapeseed Oils: Botanical carrier oils that help distribute the blend smoothly across the skin.
🔥 Calm the Beast vs. Calm Yo' Ass Down
Calm Yo' Ass Down: For when your thoughts are racing, you're feeling stressed, and your mind won't stop running through approximately 47 worst-case scenarios.
Calm the Beast: For when you're irritated, frustrated, overstimulated, and dangerously close to telling someone exactly where they can shove their unsolicited opinion.
One is for the anxious overthinker. The other is for the fire-breathing dragon. 🐉
💜 How to Use
When you feel your inner beast starting to make an appearance:
-
Apply a small amount to your wrists, sides or back of your neck, avoiding the eyes, mouth, and irritated skin.
-
Take a moment to enjoy the botanical aroma.
-
Step away from whatever is testing your patience, if possible.
-
Take a few slow, intentional breaths.
-
Count to ten. Or twenty. We don't judge.
Use as part of your personal aromatherapy, grounding, or mindfulness routine whenever you need a moment to collect yourself.
🌿 Ingredients
Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender), Cananga odorata (Ylang Ylang), Citrus sinensis (Sweet Orange), Citrus bergamia (Bergamot), Cedrus (Cedarwood), Cupressus (Cypress), Boswellia sacra (Frankincense), Pelargonium (Geranium), Helichrysum stoechas (Helichrysum), Citrus limon (Lemon), Origanum majorana (Marjoram), Chamaemelum nobile (Roman Chamomile), Santalum (Sandalwood), Chrysopogon zizanioides (Vetiver), Mentha spicata (Spearmint), Cannabis sativa L. (Hemp-Derived CBD Oil), Oenothera biennis (Evening Primrose Oil), Vitis vinifera (Grapeseed Oil).
⚠️ Important Safety Information
For external use only. Do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes, mucous membranes, and broken or irritated skin. Perform a patch test before first use and discontinue if irritation occurs.
Keep out of reach of children and pets. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use if pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or managing a medical condition. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
This product is intended for aromatherapy and personal care. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition.
💜 Pretty Hot Mess Exclusive
Handcrafted with intention, botanical ingredients, and just the right amount of attitude, Calm the Beast is your reminder that you can feel angry without letting that anger make all your decisions.
Feel the fire. Find your center. And remember, not every idiot deserves a reaction. 🐉🔥
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
