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data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1w5td6f\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"26\"\u003eOH SH*T SQUISHY POO 💩✨\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"326\"\u003eWell… this little disaster is equal parts hilarious and weirdly satisfying 😭😂 The OH SH*T Squishy Poo is packed with glittery squish magic and filled with soft maltose sensory goo that’s ridiculously fun to squeeze, squish, stretch, and aggressively manhandle after dealing with people all day 🙃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"465\"\u003ePerfect for stress relief, fidgeting, sensory play, desk therapy, or dramatic emotional support during mildly inconvenient life events 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e💩 Super soft maltose sensory filling\u003cbr data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"519\"\u003e✨ Filled with glitter for extra ✨fancy chaos✨\u003cbr data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e🎲 Color ships RANDOMLY because the squishy universe chooses for you\u003cbr data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e📏 Approx size: 3.9\" x 3.9\" x 3.9\"\u003cbr data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e🖐🏼 Great for fidgeting, stress relief, and sensory decompression\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e😂 Equal parts cute, ridiculous, and emotionally relatable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMIT OF TWO PER PERSON\/FAMILY\/HOUSEHOLD. Can not use coupons, rewards points, or other discounts. Orders will be cancelled if discounts are used at checkout. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"1176\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eImportant Stuff:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Do NOT eat it no matter how squishable it looks\u003cbr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e• Do NOT puncture, pop, stab, yeet, or let your dog “borrow” it\u003cbr data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e• Colors will vary\u003cbr data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"965\"\u003e• Squishy sales are FINAL due to the nature of sensory toys\u003cbr data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e• Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. 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