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Everyone has found themselves doing something that *might* just be frowned on by the law now and then. Enter our It's Just Not Worth The Jail Time Box Sign here to save your bacon from any questionable activities! This wooden inset box sign features a distressed cream background with the contemporary yet wise sentiment of "Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself…It's Just Not Worth The Jail Time". You won't sacrifice style while deterring yourself from daring deeds. Hang up this witty sign straight away or let it free-stand on its own in any room to remind you: your freedom is worth it!
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