{"product_id":"inappropriate-pen-sets-fuck-it-pens","title":"Fuckk it All Inappropriate Pen Sets 🖊️🔥😂","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInappropriate pens for inappropriate people. 🖊️💅😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes a plain ass pen simply does \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e adequately communicate your feelings. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePHM Writefully Inappropriate Pen Sets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, your new favorite way to write down appointments, take notes, make lists, survive meetings, chart your shift, pretend you're paying attention, or aggressively jot down the name of the person who just got on your last nerve. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach themed set includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and every pen features its own hilarious, sarcastic, inappropriate, relatable, or mildly unhinged saying based on the theme you choose. Basically, they're functional office supplies with a personality problem, and we are completely here for it. 🖊️🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR OF CHAOS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Baddie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the confident queens who already know they're the problem, the solution, and probably the best-dressed person in the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖕 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh Out of Fucks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour supply has officially been depleted. No restock date available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDays of the Week\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently we're expected to participate in this nonsense Monday through Friday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👯 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Besties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for you and your favorite partner in questionable decisions. Keep the whole set or split them with your bestie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🙄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople Suck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor introverts, overstimulated employees, retail workers, and anyone who's had enough human interaction for one lifetime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧠 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeurodivergent Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the beautifully chaotic brains with 47 tabs open, three songs playing internally, and absolutely no idea why they walked into this room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎪 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the Shit Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo tickets required. You're already starring in it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😬 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHi, I'm Awkward\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone whose social skills occasionally leave the building without notice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☎️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomer Service\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the brave souls smiling politely while their internal monologue would absolutely get them fired.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOffensive Pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey may offend someone. That sounds suspiciously like someone else's problem. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💻 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBusy Bitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAppointments. Deadlines. Errands. Emails. Chaos. You've got shit to do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMotivational For Badass Babes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMotivation, but without the inspirational-poster bullshit. 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Write accordingly. 🖊️😂🖕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Each set includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Each pen features a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003edifferent saying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e within the selected theme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Choose your favorite set from the available variants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for work, school, your home office, planners, journaling, note-taking, and everyday use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, nurses, teachers, besties, bosses, employees, office staff, or that one friend who should probably come with a warning label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great for stocking stuffers, gift baskets, coworker gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and \"I saw this and immediately thought of your inappropriate ass\" gifts 🎁😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep them on your desk and watch how quickly people start trying to steal them. 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