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class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGnomebody Saw Shit™ | Glow-in-the-Dark Pocket Gnome\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new tiny accomplice. 🍄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGnomebody Saw Shit™\u003c\/strong\u003e is the glow-in-the-dark little partner every questionable decision deserves. He’s loyal, discreet, completely nonjudgmental, and most importantly, \u003cstrong\u003ethis little bastard does not snitch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep him on your desk, nightstand, dashboard, or tucked in your pocket whenever you need moral support for choices that may or may not require a believable alibi later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the lights go out, \u003cstrong\u003ehe glows in the dark\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is convenient because apparently bad decisions don’t observe normal business hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHis official statement:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I didn’t see shit. Neither did you.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep me close when questionable decisions are being made, stories need to stay straight, or somebody starts asking way too many damn questions. I’m tiny, loyal, and professionally trained in minding my own fucking business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever happened, didn’t happen.\u003cbr\u003eWherever you were, you weren’t.\u003cbr\u003eAnd if anyone asks?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGnomebody saw shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Glows in the dark\u003cbr\u003e🍄 Tiny enough to take anywhere\u003cbr\u003e🤐 Professionally trained in keeping his mouth shut\u003cbr\u003e😂 Perfect desk buddy, pocket pal, gift, or questionable influence\u003cbr\u003e💜 Includes his own \u003cstrong\u003eGnomebody Saw Shit™\u003c\/strong\u003e collectible card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gnomebody cannot provide an actual alibi. 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