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Naughty Filthy Farm Girl Soap

Naughty Filthy Farm girl Soap is the perfect way to get dirty and have some fun. These all-natural soaps are hand-made in Hawaii with some of the most unique and snarky names you'll ever see. From "Filthy Pussy" to "Filthy Ass", these bars will make your skin feel incredible while making you laugh out loud.

If you're looking for a funny, unique gift for a friend or loved one, look no further than Naughty Filthy Farmgirl Soap. They'll be sure to get a good chuckle out of these hilariously named bars. But beware, these soaps are addictively perfect for anyone who likes to get down and dirty.

Find a scent that strikes your fancy and order this delightful, artisan soap from Filthy Farmgirl. Filthy Farmgirl products are a local fav in Hawaii. Our founder discovered Filthy Farmgirl on one of her Hawaiian adventures and reached out to the Filthy Farmgirl herself and walah, we brought these amazing and hysterical products to Upstate New York. 

Naughty Filthy Farm Girl Soap
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Multiple Scents and Naughty Products available

It’s Hard Being the only Rooster in the henhouse, But I don’t let anything ruffle my feathers, I just puff out my plumage and crow…Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Turmeric, Paprika, Clove Essential Oil, Mandarin Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Cinnamon, Orange Peel, Allspice, Vanilla, Organic Coconut Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

 

I’m not like those other kitties…When I get all wet and soapy I just purr and purr!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Beeswax, Rose Butter, Shea Butter, Peppermint Essential Oil, Palmarosa Essential Oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein.

 

"I'm a Busy Girl, But I've always got time to get Sleak and Fancy! - Slap My Tail!"

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Organic Vanilla Bean, Ylang Ylang Essential Oil, Geranium Essential Oil, Allspice Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat protein.

They say I'm mighty stubborn...But show me the carrot and I'll always behave! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Tuberose Butter, Rosewood Essential Oil, Sweetgrass, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat protein.

Wash your Balls before you whack em!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Cocoa Butter, Orange Essential Oil, Turmeric Powder, Catnip, Tangerine Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein.

 

“Well groomed, Smooth as silk, and ready to POUNCE!” 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Orange Essential oil, Italian Lemon Essential oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, Palmarosa Essential Oil, Rose Butter, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter,  Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Ground Ginger, Oat protein.

A pedigree of high society, with exquisite manners taste and breeding...Some people call it BITCHY, I call it...FABULOUS!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Palm oil, Castor oil, Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Lavender Essential Oil, Tuberose, Soap Chunks, Ylang Ylang Essential Oil, Sorbital, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein.

PLAY DIRTY, KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN...And Always COVER YOUR TRACKS! 

100% Natural Ingredients:

Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Italian Lemon Essential oil, Lemon Extract, Lemon Peel, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein.

With the right tool in your hand you can get the job done and finish fast! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Pine Essential Oil, Cedar Essential oil, Fir Needle Oil, Juniper Essential Oil, Vanilla, Absolute Balsam of peru, Sandalwood, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat protein.

RIDE FAST...SCRUB HARD...DIE FILTHY!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Saponified Palm oil, Saponified Castor oil, Saponified Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water,  Anise Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Poppy Seeds, Activated Charcoal,  Sorbital, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein.

Special Edition

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Ginger Essential Oil, Cinnamon Leaf Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Pumpkin, Ginger Powder, Cocoa Butter. Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein.

For Better or Worse...FILTHY FOREVER!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor& Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Organic Jojoba Oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, Palmrosa Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein.

 

“When I've been fixing the tractor, and mucking out the barn, there’s nothing like a good citrus scrub to get the grease off my paws.”

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Orange oil, Pink Grapefruit oil, Tangerine Essential Oil, Italian Lemon oil, Ginger oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Ground Ginger, Oat protein.

 

"BIG BAD BOLD & BEAUTIFUL...ONCE YOU GO FILTHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE CLEAN"

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor oil & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Cocoa Butter, Organic Cocoa Nibs, Organic Cocoa Powder, Vanilla Extract, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Enhanced, Lasts Longer!

  • Special Peppermint Edition
  • Tingly Minty Sensation
  • Rather Impressive
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed 
  • Wow!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Peppermint Essential Oil, Cocoa Butter, Purified Water, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

 

As the sun goes down over the mesa it feels so good to slip out of my boots and into the bath. I savor every sudsy second and take my sweet-ass time!

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut oil, Palm oil, Castor oil, Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Rose Butter, Aloe Vera Gel, Lavender  Essential Oil, Rose Petals, Kaolin Clay, Sandalwood Powder, Rosewood Essential Oil, Palmarosa Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein

“By the time I get through scrubbing’...I’m spanking’ clean and ready for a roll in the hay!”

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor& Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Coconut Extract, Ground Coconut, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein. 

It's really not Hard...To keep it clean. 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Turmeric Powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Rise when the ol' Cock crows, Ready for the dirty deed, Plowing deep and fertile rows...Sowing so much seed! 

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Activated Charcoal, Sandalwood Powder, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Cinnamon Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Thyme Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Juniper Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

The hotter you get...The faster we come!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Blood Orange Essential Oil, Pomegranate Molasses, Orange Essential Oil, Beet Powder, Turmeric Powder, Shea Butter, Organic Coconut Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein.

A Dazzling Extraordinary Sensation...Astonishingly Stunning...Undeniably Indescribable! -The "Greatest Soap on Earth"

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Saponified Palm oil, Saponified Castor oil, Saponified Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Soap Chunks, Blood Orange Essential Oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon Essential Oil ,  Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein

For Better or Worse...FILTHY FOREVER 

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, & Safflower oils, Peppermint Essential Oil, Cocoa Butter, Purified Water, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

A richly complex bar full of aromatic surprises. Bits and chunks of all our yummy flavors with an extra dash of patchouli, sandalwood and red clay. It’s our Everything Bagel! The best part is…by using the scraps from the ends of our soap molds, we recycle and create less waste! “Hey Man, it’s like all the flavors coming together.”

100% Natural Ingredients: Filthy Farmgirl Soap bits! Patchouli Essential Oil, Sandalwood Powder, Red Clay.

Special Edition HANA MAUI - LAVENDER LIME

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm , Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Juniper Essential Oil, Lime Essential Oil, Green Clay, Lavender Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

NO MATTER HOW YOU TEASE AND BLOW...ALL IT DOES IS GROW AND GROW!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Cinnamon Leaf Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Cocoa Butter, Vanilla, Cinnamon, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

A dirty hoe is a happy hoe! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor and Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Rose butter, Ground Cardamom Pods, Cinnamon, Shea Butter, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Unravel and Slip your stitch! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut , Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Cinnamon Essential Oil, Hawaiian Honey, Ground Oats, Vanilla powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein. Not tested on animals, no yucky stuff!

Welcome to Paradise... Relax and Enjoy!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Shea Butter,  Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Organic Coconut oil, Jasmine Wax, Jasmine Flowers, Vanilla Powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein

 

The Well-bred gentleman must take plenty of exercise, and has no excuse for shirking the bath. One cannot expect society to tolerate a man who fails to wash and groom himself scrupulously!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm , Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Juniper Essential Oil, Lime Essential Oil, Green Clay, Lavender Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

 

“Deep in the lavender crystal forest only the chime of the frozen
peppermint tree can rouse me from my frosty relaxation.”

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor and Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Lavender Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Wintergreen Essential Oil, Ravintsara Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein. Not tested on animals. Contains no animal products, detergents or yucky stuff!

"Before I get all dolled-up and head down to the Speakeasy, I spiff-ify my chassis with this swanky lemon bath bar!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Jojoba, Castor & Safflower oils, Lemon Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Lemon Peel, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Astringent and simple, cleans out your pores without chappin’ the face! With Tea Tree, Italian Green Clay Sage and Organic Olive oil."

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Saponified Palm oil, Saponified Castor oil, Saponified Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Wild Manzanita Leaves, Sage Leaves, Green Clay, Olive Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Sage Essential Oils, Sorbital, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein. Not tested on animals. Contains no animal products, detergents or yucky stuff!

100& Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Calendula Flowers, Lavender Flowers, Organic Oats, Lavender Essential Oil, Organic Hemp Seed Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

If you have dirty thoughts...clean your Filthy Mind! Special Brain-Washing Formula! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Lavender Essential Oil, Grapefruit Essential Oil, Vanilla Powder, Sandalwood Powder, Vanilla Absolute, Paprika, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Guaranteed to give your ’stache a daring dash of dapper panache!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Honey, Beeswax, Rose Butter, Peppermint Essential Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Stay safe New York, we love you! 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Orange Essential oil, Italian Lemon Essential oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, Palmarosa Essential Oil, Rose Butter, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter,  Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Ground Ginger, Oat protein.

Don't get Saucy With Me Pal...I have the Perfect Remedy and it Won't Hurt a Bit. 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Palm, Castor & Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Turmeric Powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

Thank You! Brave Heroes, Saving Lives...Day and Night. #HEALTHCAREHEROES 

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Shea Butter, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil,  Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

“My body is flooded With the flame of Love as effortlessly as a flower yields its scent. Love’s fragrance Fills my mind, And flows through all things with each breath.”

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Palm oil, Castor oil, Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Cocoa Butter, Orange Essential Oil, Tumeric Powder, Tangerine Essential Oil, Balsam of Peru, Patchouli Essential Oil, Red Clay, Sorbital, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein. Not tested on animals. Contains no animal products, detergents or yucky stuff!

Deputy Doughnut!

Instructions: Remove Uniform until Naked...Lather up and FIGHT GRIME! 

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Ginger Essential Oil, Cinnamon Leaf Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Almond, Ginger Powder, Cocoa Butter. Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein

"If you think I'm Dirty...you should totally meet my SISTER!"

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut oil, Saponified Palm oil, Saponified Castor oil, Saponified Safflower oil, Jasmine Flowers, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Jasmine Butter, Sweet Orange Oil, Clementine Essential Oil, Sorbital, Sorbitan oleate, Soy protein.

Relaxing in the suds...blazing sticky buds! 

100% Natural Ingredients Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Green Tea, Pine Essential Oil, Lavender, Essential  Oil,  Vanilla Powder, Green Clay,Sage Jasmine Wax, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein

Whether you want to mellow out, or get it on, this cosmically groovy soap will blow your mind! not to mention help all your far out brothers and sisters reach a deeper level of…um…cleanliness.”

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor, Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Patchouli Essential Oil, Cinnamon, Amyris Essential Oil Sandalwood, Lavender, Damiana, Frankincense, Organic Hemp Seed Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat Protein.

"Oh-Oh...You're in trouble now! You better clean up your act buster, or you're staying after class!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Orange oil, Pink Grapefruit oil, Italian Lemon oil, Ginger oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Ground Ginger, Oat protein.

“At the end of the summer when the hays all baled, and the apples are in the cellar, It’s only tradition to sample some of Uncle Wilbur’s moonshine. Even I’ve been know to get a little saucy!”

“When you need to sober up, or just get plenty clean…this soaps refreshing Lemongrass tang and Tea Tree twang will help you get your wits about you.”

100% Natural Ingredients:
Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Turmeric Powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

This one's got the most local ingredients from the big island!

Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor And Safflower Oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Hibiscus, Jasmine, Rose and calendula flowers (Dried), Kukui Nut Oil, Kava, Noni, Coconut, Gingergrass Essential Oil, Palmarosa Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Holy Basil, LAvender Essential Oil, Passion Flower, Yerba Mate, Spirulina, Sorbitol Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein. 

Our unicorns, Sparkle-Muffin and Twinkle-Nose just love rolling in rainbow mud. Normally they loath taking baths, but once they see this special soap, they can’t resist galloping’ into the tub for a delicious scrub!

100% Natural Ingredients: Saponified Coconut, Palm, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Organic Gogi Berries, Acai, Cherry Extract, Raspberry Extract, Cinnamon, Citrus Essential Oils, Ginger, Organic Coconut Oil, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, oat protein.

 

A super moisturizing floral Shea Butter bar with a luscious facial sponge of jasmine flowers to top it off. Perfect for dry & sensitive skin.

100% Natural Ingredients:Saponified Coconut, Palm oil, Castor & Safflower oils, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Shea Butter, Jasmine Wax, Jasmine Flowers, Vanilla Powder, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Oat protein.

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