{"product_id":"bag-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-candy-3-oz","title":"Bag of Fucks Candy 🍬","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"113\" data-start=\"68\" data-section-id=\"19bqcrc\"\u003e🍬 Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy 🍬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"201\" data-start=\"115\"\u003eRunning low on patience? Fresh out of caring? Oh good… we bottled that energy for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"326\" data-start=\"203\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-end=\"256\" data-start=\"219\"\u003eBag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e… and spoiler alert 🚨 it’s basically empty vibes with a side of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"657\" data-start=\"328\"\u003eThis is your go-to treat for those days when everything is testing you and your last remaining nerve packed its bags and left. Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, your coworker, or keeping it for yourself like the emotionally evolved queen you are… this little bag says EVERYTHING without you having to say a single word 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"720\" data-start=\"659\"\u003e✨ Sweet\u003cbr data-end=\"669\" data-start=\"666\"\u003e✨ Petty\u003cbr data-end=\"679\" data-start=\"676\"\u003e✨ Slightly unhinged (just how we like it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"722\"\u003eEach bag contains:\u003cbr\u003e• 3 oz of candy goodness 🍭\u003cbr data-end=\"771\" data-start=\"768\"\u003e• A full 100 pieces of “fucks I have to give” (don’t worry… they’re symbolic 😏)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"855\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Stressful days 😵💫\u003cbr data-end=\"893\" data-start=\"890\"\u003e• Passive-aggressive gifting 🎁\u003cbr data-end=\"927\" data-start=\"924\"\u003e• Making people laugh inappropriately in public 🤭\u003cbr data-end=\"980\" data-start=\"977\"\u003e• Your “I’m done” era\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e⚠️ The Fine Print (because we have to be adults for like 2 seconds):\u003cbr data-end=\"1081\" data-start=\"1078\"\u003e• Intended for humor purposes… but also very real feelings 😂\u003cbr data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"1142\"\u003e• Not responsible for side effects such as laughing, oversharing, or telling people exactly how you feel\u003cbr data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1249\"\u003e• Keep out of reach of children if you don’t feel like explaining your personality today\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGo ahead… treat yourself. Because clearly, you’ve got ZERO fucks left to give and now you’ve got the candy to prove it 😌🍬✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrice is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cow Crack Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51269102469415,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/1647\/7497\/files\/6281737B-7C30-42E1-BE6A-280F44E1A42A.jpg?v=1775703565","url":"https:\/\/www.theprettyhotmess.com\/products\/bag-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-candy-3-oz","provider":"The Pretty Hot Mess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}