{"product_id":"f-ck-a-duck-collection-punchkins-copy","title":"F*ck a  Duck Collection | Punchkins","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex min-h-0 grow flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days deserve deep breaths. Other days deserve a tiny duck with an absolutely unhinged attitude. The \u003cstrong\u003eF*ck a Duck Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e from Punchkins is here for the days when life is testing your patience, your sanity, and possibly your bail money. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable, soft-touch plastic, these hilariously inappropriate rubber ducks are ready to rule your desk, dashboard, bookshelf, office, or anywhere that could use a little extra sarcasm. Whether you're buying one for yourself or gifting one to your favorite hot mess, these ducks are guaranteed to make people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorite personality... or collect all four because one emotionally unstable duck is rarely enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🦆 Psycho Duck\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute? Absolutely. Stable? Not even a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis delightfully unhinged duck may look innocent, but she's one bad day away from becoming everyone's origin story. Perfect for the friend who smiles sweetly while mentally planning your downfall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Durable soft-touch rubber duck\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Perfect for desks, dashboards, bookshelves \u0026amp; office décor\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Hilariously detailed design\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Makes an unforgettable gag gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Approx. Size: 4\" x 4.5\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🍷 Wine Duck\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's always wine o'clock somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis feathered party animal firmly believes that every problem becomes slightly more manageable after a generous pour. She's classy... until she's not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for wine lovers, girls' nights, office besties, and anyone who has ever declared, \"Just one glass.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Durable soft-touch rubber duck\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Fun desk or dashboard companion\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Makes everyone quack up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Approx. Size: 4.5\" x 4.25\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💩 Let That Sh*t Go Duck\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife happens. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis happy little duck is here as a gentle reminder that some things just aren't worth carrying around. Laugh, flush those bad vibes away, and keep waddling forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect pick-me-up for coworkers, friends, therapists, or anyone navigating the daily dumpster fire with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Durable soft-touch rubber duck\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Positive vibes with just the right amount of sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Great for desks, shelves, or dashboards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Approx. Size: 4\" x 4.5\" x 4.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔫 Pew Pew Madaf*ckas Duck\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZero ducks left to give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArmed with confidence, attitude, and questionable life choices, this duck is locked, loaded, and ready to guard your workspace from unnecessary conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're surviving Mondays, endless meetings, or people touching your snacks, this duck has your back... figuratively, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Durable soft-touch rubber duck\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Bold novelty design with hilarious personality\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Perfect conversation starter\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Makes an epic gift for sarcastic friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Approx. Size: 4.25\" x 4.5\" x 4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Them 🩷\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Durable soft plastic construction\u003cbr\u003e🦆 Perfect for dashboards, desks, bookshelves \u0026amp; office décor\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Hilarious gift for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, coworkers, friends, or yourself\u003cbr\u003e😂 Guaranteed to get laughs wherever they're displayed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice is for a single rubber duck unless otherwise disclosed. Additional ducks shown in product photos are for display purposes only and are not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Cute but Psycho","offer_id":51767701045543,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Let that Shit Go","offer_id":51767701078311,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine O'Clock","offer_id":51767701111079,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pew Pew MFer","offer_id":51767701143847,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/1647\/7497\/files\/9b141b5d8da90c3e045f425f3b8834ac98593bcd33afb098643012a1a1745100.webp?v=1785538562","url":"https:\/\/www.theprettyhotmess.com\/fr-ca\/products\/f-ck-a-duck-collection-punchkins-copy","provider":"The Pretty Hot Mess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}