{"title":"Squish Madness","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"sugar-swaps-ducky-duck","title":"Sugar Squishme Ducky Duck 🐥✨","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: one squeeze and you’re emotionally attached forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eMeet the squishy little chaos goblin your customers are about to become completely obsessed with 😭💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eSugar Squishme Ducky Duck 🐥✨ Ducky Duck is filled with an ultra-satisfying slow-rise, honey-like gel that feels ridiculously smooth to squeeze, stretch, and smoosh. But the real magic? Hidden inside are tiny little duckies that pop into view every time you squish it 🐣✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eYes. Tiny ducks inside a bigger duck.\u003cbr data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"502\"\u003eHonestly? 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These adorable, candy-inspired cuties are perfectly palm-sized and deliver that soft, slow, satisfying squish that makes your brain go “ahhh… okay we’re fine now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eThey stretch, squish, and bounce right back, making them perfect for fidgeting, stress relief, or just zoning out while you pretend to listen in meetings (we won’t tell 😉).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eAnd yes… they’ve got that slightly sticky texture that helps pick up dust and crumbs. 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Our Dead Tired Squishy is packed with super satisfying maltose filling that stretches, squishes, and slowly oozes back into shape for the ultimate stress-relieving sensory experience 🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEven better? 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Can not use coupons, rewards points, or other discounts. Orders will be cancelled if discounts are used at checkout. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust as squishy and satisfying as the viral favorites everyone’s obsessed with 😍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. 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aggressively manhandle after dealing with people all day 🙃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"465\"\u003ePerfect for stress relief, fidgeting, sensory play, desk therapy, or dramatic emotional support during mildly inconvenient life events 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e✨ Features:\u003cbr\u003e💩 Super soft maltose sensory filling\u003cbr data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"519\"\u003e✨ Filled with glitter for extra ✨fancy chaos✨\u003cbr data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e🎲 Color ships RANDOMLY because the squishy universe chooses for you\u003cbr data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e📏 Approx size: 3.9\" x 3.9\" x 3.9\"\u003cbr data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e🖐🏼 Great for fidgeting, stress relief, and sensory decompression\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e😂 Equal parts cute, ridiculous, and emotionally relatable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMIT OF TWO PER PERSON\/FAMILY\/HOUSEHOLD. Can not use coupons, rewards points, or other discounts. Orders will be cancelled if discounts are used at checkout. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"1176\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eImportant Stuff:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Do NOT eat it no matter how squishable it looks\u003cbr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e• Do NOT puncture, pop, stab, yeet, or let your dog “borrow” it\u003cbr data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e• Colors will vary\u003cbr data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"965\"\u003e• Squishy sales are FINAL due to the nature of sensory toys\u003cbr data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e• Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/main\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Pretty Hot Mess","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51419960279335,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/1647\/7497\/files\/5B8ED426-27C9-44CD-A8C2-36EE82A76671.jpg?v=1779397464"},{"product_id":"drop-it-like-its-hot-dew-drop-squishy","title":"🌈 Drop it Like It's Hot Squishy 💧✨","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the squishy that's taking over TikTok, sensory collections, and probably your last shred of self-control. The Drop it Like it's Hot Squishy is soft, squishable, stretchy, and ridiculously satisfying to squeeze. Whether you're fidgeting through a stressful day, looking for sensory support, or simply enjoy poking things that jiggle, this little droplet of happiness has your back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 3 dreamy colors, but don't get too attached to a specific one... the Squishyverse has already made its decision. 🎲✨ Colors are chosen completely at random by the Squishyverse itself. We do not choose colors. We do not influence colors. We merely accept the will of the Squishy Overlords.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Slow rise maltose sensory squishy texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for stress relief, anxiety relief, and fidgeting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great for kids, teens, and adults\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Satisfying squeeze-and-release action\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Compact size for desks, backpacks, purses, and pockets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Viral sensory toy everyone's obsessed with\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for sensory seekers, fidget lovers, collectors, gift baskets, stocking stuffers, or anyone who needs a tiny squishy sidekick to survive the chaos of life. 💜\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Pretty Hot Mess Squishy Policy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Limit 1 per person, family, household, or group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• No discounts, coupon codes, rewards points, store credits, or promotional offers may be used on this item.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Orders violating purchase limits will be adjusted or canceled without notice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Due to the collectible and limited nature of squishies, all sales are final.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause sudden urges to squeeze it \"just one more time\" approximately 437 times in a row. 🤣\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Classy Cloth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51445568962855,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/1647\/7497\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay29_2026_10_33_10PM.png?v=1780108647"},{"product_id":"🌈-marble-swirl-squish-cube-✨","title":"🌈 Marble Swirl Squish Cube 🧊✨","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌈 Marble Swirl Squish Cube 🧊✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to squish, squeeze, and de-stress with the Marble Swirl Squish Cube! This mesmerizing sensory fidget features gorgeous marbled swirls of color that make every cube unique. Soft, satisfying, and impossible to put down, it's the perfect little stress-busting companion for work, school, road trips, or surviving family gatherings. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎲✨ Colors are chosen completely at random by the Squishyverse itself. We do not choose colors. We do not influence colors. 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