🍬 Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy 🍬
Running low on patience? Fresh out of caring? Oh good… we bottled that energy for you.
Introducing the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy… and spoiler alert 🚨 it’s basically empty vibes with a side of sass.
This is your go-to treat for those days when everything is testing you and your last remaining nerve packed its bags and left. Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, your coworker, or keeping it for yourself like the emotionally evolved queen you are… this little bag says EVERYTHING without you having to say a single word 💅
✨ Sweet
✨ Petty
✨ Slightly unhinged (just how we like it)
Each bag contains:
• 3 oz of candy goodness 🍭
• A full 100 pieces of “fucks I have to give” (don’t worry… they’re symbolic 😏)
Perfect for:
• Stressful days 😵💫
• Passive-aggressive gifting 🎁
• Making people laugh inappropriately in public 🤭
• Your “I’m done” era
⚠️ The Fine Print (because we have to be adults for like 2 seconds):
• Intended for humor purposes… but also very real feelings 😂
• Not responsible for side effects such as laughing, oversharing, or telling people exactly how you feel
• Keep out of reach of children if you don’t feel like explaining your personality today
Go ahead… treat yourself. Because clearly, you’ve got ZERO fucks left to give and now you’ve got the candy to prove it 😌🍬✨
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
🍬 Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy 🍬
Running low on patience? Fresh out of caring? Oh good… we bottled that energy for you.
Introducing the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy… and spoiler alert 🚨 it’s basically empty vibes with a side of sass.
This is your go-to treat for those days when everything is testing you and your last remaining nerve packed its bags and left. Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, your coworker, or keeping it for yourself like the emotionally evolved queen you are… this little bag says EVERYTHING without you having to say a single word 💅
✨ Sweet
✨ Petty
✨ Slightly unhinged (just how we like it)
Each bag contains:
• 3 oz of candy goodness 🍭
• A full 100 pieces of “fucks I have to give” (don’t worry… they’re symbolic 😏)
Perfect for:
• Stressful days 😵💫
• Passive-aggressive gifting 🎁
• Making people laugh inappropriately in public 🤭
• Your “I’m done” era
⚠️ The Fine Print (because we have to be adults for like 2 seconds):
• Intended for humor purposes… but also very real feelings 😂
• Not responsible for side effects such as laughing, oversharing, or telling people exactly how you feel
• Keep out of reach of children if you don’t feel like explaining your personality today
Go ahead… treat yourself. Because clearly, you’ve got ZERO fucks left to give and now you’ve got the candy to prove it 😌🍬✨
Price is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.
