{"product_id":"suck-a-bag-of-dicks-candy-3-oz","title":"Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 🍬","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"100\" data-start=\"63\" data-section-id=\"10hxc1v\"\u003e🍬 Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 🍬\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"195\" data-start=\"102\"\u003eSometimes “have a nice day” just isn’t cutting it… and that’s where this little gem comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"310\" data-start=\"197\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-end=\"242\" data-start=\"213\"\u003eSuck a Bag of Dicks Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e 😏\u003cbr data-end=\"248\" data-start=\"245\"\u003eSweet, savage, and absolutely not subtle… just like your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"482\" data-start=\"312\"\u003eThis is the ultimate gag gift for that one person who really tried you. You know the one. The cheater. The coworker. The walking red flag. The human headache. Yeah… them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"586\" data-start=\"484\"\u003eInstead of saying something you might regret… just hand them a bag and let the candy do the talking 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"671\" data-start=\"588\"\u003e✨ Petty level: expert\u003cbr data-end=\"612\" data-start=\"609\"\u003e✨ Humor level: unhinged\u003cbr data-end=\"638\" data-start=\"635\"\u003e✨ Satisfaction level: immediate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"787\" data-start=\"673\"\u003eEach bag includes:\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 100 pieces of… let’s call it ✨attitude candy✨\u003cbr data-end=\"750\" data-start=\"747\"\u003e• 3 oz of sweet, hilarious chaos 🍭\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"935\" data-start=\"789\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Breakups 💔\u003cbr data-end=\"818\" data-start=\"815\"\u003e• Office drama 🙄\u003cbr data-end=\"838\" data-start=\"835\"\u003e• Birthdays (for your least favorite person) 🎁\u003cbr data-end=\"888\" data-start=\"885\"\u003e• Or just because you woke up and chose chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1202\" data-start=\"942\"\u003e⚠️ The Fine Print (because apparently we need rules):\u003cbr data-end=\"998\" data-start=\"995\"\u003e• Intended for humor… but also we mean it a little 😌\u003cbr data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1051\"\u003e• May cause uncontrollable laughter or gasps in public\u003cbr data-end=\"1111\" data-start=\"1108\"\u003e• Not responsible for hurt feelings, awkward silence, or someone finally getting the hint\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-4\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:56523f72-7b7e-4f4c-b959-6d4a10155f85-23\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"530bb5e5-86ca-4f0b-b763-b679ba7351cd\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1276\" data-start=\"1209\"\u003eGo ahead… say what you really feel… without actually saying it 😏🍬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"1368\" data-start=\"1217\"\u003ePrice is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. 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