{"product_id":"dear-asshole","title":"🖤 Dear Asshole ✨","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"72\"\u003e🖤 Dear Asshole ✨\u003cbr data-start=\"17\" data-end=\"20\"\u003e101 Tear-Out Letters for Life’s Most Annoying Humans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eFinally… a book that understands the emotional exhaustion of dealing with people 😌✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"428\"\u003eDear Asshole is a hilariously savage collection of 101 tear-out letters designed for all the irritating, chaotic, inconsiderate, clueless, and absolutely exhausting people you encounter in everyday life 🌙🖤 Because sometimes screaming internally is simply not enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eFrom terrible drivers to rude coworkers, creepy online dates, loud neighbors, and people who somehow still don’t understand self checkout in the year 2026 😅… this book delivers the petty therapy session we all deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"823\"\u003eEach letter is conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and hand it directly to the deserving offender… or at least fantasize about it while laughing hysterically 🔥✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eIncludes letters for:\u003cbr\u003e🚗 The Asshole Who Stole Your Parking Space\u003cbr data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e🛒 The Asshole Who Can’t Use Self Checkout\u003cbr data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e🤧 The Contagious Asshole\u003cbr data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"966\"\u003e💸 The Constantly Broke Asshole\u003cbr data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003e💻 The Online Dating Asshole Who Lied\u003cbr data-start=\"1037\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003e👔 The Asshole Boss\u003cbr data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e🚪 The Overly Aggressive Door Knocker\u003cbr data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003e😌 And many, many more emotionally draining creatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Sarcastic humor lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003e✨ Coworker and gag gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e🌙 Stress relief through laughter\u003cbr data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003e🎁 White elephant gifts and stocking stuffers\u003cbr data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e😅 Anyone hanging on by a thread in public settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eHonestly, this book is cheaper than therapy and significantly more entertaining 😌✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003eBecause while we can’t legally yell at every irritating person we meet… we CAN laugh about them aggressively from the comfort of our couch 🖤🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1743\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePrice is for a single product unless otherwise disclosed. Additional photos in product pictures are for display purposes only and are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51414601564455,"sku":"9780762442867","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/1647\/7497\/files\/b097b82a6aa2b71f144af773af283c4b1e5e0fe1331d429c53b91b49d0cb6882.jpg?v=1779294309","url":"https:\/\/www.theprettyhotmess.com\/en-ca\/products\/dear-asshole","provider":"The Pretty Hot Mess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}