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Life is like a penis... Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
We all have those days. Life can get hard. It has its ups and downs. But it won't stay hard forever. Lift a loved one's spirits with this snarky card that is sure to put a smile on their face.
Occasion: encouragement, sympathy, bad day, get well soon
* Inside text: Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
* 5 in. x 7 in. greeting card
* Glossy cardstock paper
* Kraft envelope included
* Packaged in a clear cello sleeve
* Printed in the USA
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