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It's true - time flies when you're having fun! Now you can celebrate your special day with a lighthearted reminder to enjoy life with the "Basically Dead" Candle. This wry candle has an unmistakably witty message, paying homage to your age-defying spirit. Perfectly sized at 12 cm x 3 cm x 15 cm, this little guy is just right for topping off your birthday cake in style. Make memories and laugh along as you see that age really is just a number and live it up with this spark of life-affirming humor! Light up your birthday with the Basically Dead Candle – it's basically perfect!

Who needs to know your real age? Let your loved ones know they're getting old with this "Basically Dead" tombstone birthday candle. A grey tombstone shape with the words "basically dead" etched front to pull together this one wick candle

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3cm

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Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

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Basically Dead Candle

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It's true - time flies when you're having fun! Now you can celebrate your special day with a lighthearted reminder to enjoy life with the "Basically Dead" Candle. This wry candle has an unmistakably witty message, paying homage to your age-defying spirit. Perfectly sized at 12 cm x 3 cm x 15 cm, this little guy is just right for topping off your birthday cake in style. Make memories and laugh along as you see that age really is just a number and live it up with this spark of life-affirming humor! Light up your birthday with the Basically Dead Candle – it's basically perfect!

Who needs to know your real age? Let your loved ones know they're getting old with this "Basically Dead" tombstone birthday candle. A grey tombstone shape with the words "basically dead" etched front to pull together this one wick candle

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3cm

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Cindy Barkowski
Spooky!

Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!

It's true - time flies when you're having fun! Now you can celebrate your special day with a lighthearted reminder to enjoy life with the "Basically Dead" Candle. This wry candle has an unmistakably witty message, paying homage to your age-defying spirit. Perfectly sized at 12 cm x 3 cm x 15 cm, this little guy is just right for topping off your birthday cake in style. Make memories and laugh along as you see that age really is just a number and live it up with this spark of life-affirming humor! Light up your birthday with the Basically Dead Candle – it's basically perfect!

Who needs to know your real age? Let your loved ones know they're getting old with this "Basically Dead" tombstone birthday candle. A grey tombstone shape with the words "basically dead" etched front to pull together this one wick candle

  • Dimensions: 15 x 12 x 3cm

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
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Cindy Barkowski
Spooky!

Although I am saving this for a gift for my niece for Christmas, it looks great. It is a little smaller than I thought though. Thanks

Please Note:
Some of our product photos may display multiple items to showcase natural variations in color, shape, or size—especially for items like crystals or stones. However, the listed price is for one (1) individual item, unless otherwise clearly stated in the product description.

We use group photos to help you see the variety you may receive, but unless the listing specifically mentions a set or bundle, your purchase will include a single item.

If you have any questions before purchasing, feel free to reach out—we're always happy to help!